Well, ronin, you have ten more chances to win over the next ten days. But when will I post each day? No one ever expects the Spanish Inquisition IMAO Contest Post!
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No, that was not fun. All that time I spent refreshing, only to lose by a few seconds?!
Oh, and FIRST!(So there! I said it!)
sour puss
CUJO!!! Darn it…
And to think, Mrs. Edmondson’s typing class (yes, typing… with a typewriter.) finally paid off! She’d be so proud.
Well, maybe not.
Acceptable replacements for first:
No one else before me!
Frank J. is God!
I hate the puppy blender!
I am the puppy blender!
Scrappleface is still kicking your butt!
I went to Scott Ott’s house and kicked his butt!
Gimme my autographed copy of “The Kama Sutra for Democrats (with forward by Bill Clinton)”!
I did not say “first”!
Just remember the most important part: the exclamation point.
DBDukes,
I was very surprised the win was a full sentence.
2 words for your Refresh-tired fingers, folks… 🙂
RSS Reader
Until about a month ago I was employed by the WSJ. Then they fired my ass, so I’m trying to bring them down for unfair dismissal (I’m ruthless like that).
If you throw me a thousand or so extra hits I might be convinced to endorse you for the Awards myself – sort of endorsement by the Journal by proxy.
I’m sure my endorsement would carry more weight that the opinion journal, anyway. WSJ sucks ass (apart from the Friday crossword).
You, sir, are the greatest gift to my generation. I have probably used your lines (yes, with all credit given) more than my own in the past two weeks I have been reading this.
And I don’t even mean humorous comments on political topics.
I mean I’m only speaking in FrankJ sentences now.
I just wanted to know you’re my new hero, and I vote for you every day, even over my old love, scrappleface.com
Sorry, don’t mean to thread jack… Who am I fooling, yes I do!
Have we all seen/ heard of the “MY SOLDIER” project, featured on Fox and gasp the Communist News Network???
Here’s the link –>
http://www.mville.edu/news/NEWS_nov04_mysoldier.HTML
Check ’em out. It’s either that, or you can go an adopt a ghettoian from… where do you adopt a ghettoian??? Anywho, I WANT A MARINE!!! A big, strapping, marine. With bullets. And a big gun. Yeah baby!!!
Merry Christmas!
Have we all tried deleting our cookies, and voting again, or is it tracking our IP? Argh! We could all go to the local library and vote on their various computers. E-mail friends and family, and demand that they vote for Frank! network, people, network!
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Our chief weapon is fear! Fear and surprise….
Our TWO weapons are fear and surprise… and a ruthless efficiency…
Our THREE weapons are fear, suprise and ruthless efficiency… and an almost fanatical devotion to the pope…
Our FOUR weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion to the pope!
Just thought I’d play that classic scene through. COuldn’t leave well enough alone…
-Brian
Scrappleface is good, but only IMAO offers a true multi-media humor extravaganza (not to mention cute t-shirt chicks pointing guns at us). Oops, I mentioned it.
went to vote got this messege
The polls are currently down to undergo a brief asshat-proofing. Check back in a few hours. -Mgmt.
stupid asses at Daily “screw them” kos
Who or what is ronin?
aljdsf click here to read about ronin
Next time use the search feature in the left margin. Also, check the right margin for further discussion.
Frank hasn’t cleaned up the porno links dumped by DU or some other enemy which were added to the comments a month late.
Frank, the otter is kickin’ your ass.