Now that Alberto Gonzales has resigned, he’ll have a lot of time on his hands. How will he fill it? I speculate thusly:
- Figure out why everyone keeps telling him they “don’t need no steenkin’ badges”.
- Be seen in the same room as Speedy Gonzales to finally quell the rumors about them being the same person.
- Make midnight prank calls to those jackass prosecutors who got so snippy about being fired.
- Team up with Rumsfeld & Rove to form a Rush tribute band.
- No, I meant the rock group.
- Start a grassroots organization dedicated to bringing back the IMAO podcast.
- Keep playing Minesweeper 8 hours a day, just like when he worked for Bush. That game is like CRACK, I tell you!
- Accept the role of the hilariously mis-matched Hispanic sidekick in the remake of “Dirty Harry“.
- Hang out in the Home Depot parking lot with the rest of his family.
- Write his obligatory insider tell-all book, tentatively titled “Hasta la Vista, Bushy!”
- Subtitled “Pendejo Estupido”
- See if Fred Thompson is interested in making an Affirmative Action hire.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go see if he’s got my lawn mowed yet.
He can attend press conferences in his spare time. Tony Snow’s gonna resign and get replaced by hot Deputy Dana! Time to set up the TIVO!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070831/ap_on_re_us/snow_resigns;_ylt=AgNPkQTTty1T8WgL55.ubwKs0NUE
I guess this wasn’t funny, Harvey. But I thought it was – mildly.
*Team up with Rumsfeld & Rove to form a Rush tribute band.
* No, I meant the rock group.
“He’s a Ne-e-ew Wo-o-rld maaaaaaaaan . . . ”
:-B
Jimmy – nothing sucks the life out of a comment section faster than having a post about Kos’s pedophile-like behavior right above it 🙂