The most common word in the English language is “the”. For John Edwards, it’s “pedicure”.
Bonus Facts from Jim:
John Edwards has every one of Michael Jackson’s singles. Every. Single. One!
The constant characterization of him as an effete snob makes John Edwards so angry that he wants to scream and stamp his foot.
John Edwards does not mind being called a Metrosexual. He prefers that to what he used to be called: “pantywaist”.
“pantywaist”
That’s just the short version.
Full title is—
Lily-button, tissy-friss, sissy-mary, pantywaist, mamby-pamby, Girl Scout wannabee.
I hear he ties kerosine soaked rags around his ankles to keep ants from crawling up his legs and eating his candy-a$$.
In an exchange that had to be edited from the last round of debates, an opponent told John Edwards, “When you point an accusing finger, three more point back at you.” John Edwards was silent for several awkward moments, gazing adoringly at his perfectly manicured nails.
The sentence most likely to be said to Edwards pedicurist is: “That is still not quite the right shade of pink.”
So who graduated him from Homo to Metrosexual?
John Edwards’ most commonly used word is “thay”.
ussjc, that’s a horrible slander against a former United States Senator.
We have testimony from John Edwards’ wife (with whom he apparently has slept), as well as two other Senators, Hillary Clinton and Larry Craig.
So please, don’t question his sexuality.
The only things that wears out in the Edward’s household are the mirrors. All that “Who’s the fairest one of all” business can really dull a mirror down.
John Edwards is already looking for cabinet members-an e-mail was dispatched to see if Bronson Pinchot would be willing to play Serge from Beverly Hills Cop as Sec. of Defense.
The constant characterization of him as an effete snob makes John Edwards so angry that he wants to scream and stamp his foot
Actually, this isn’t entirely true. What he really wants to do is to hire an illegal alien to scream and stamp their feet for him.
It’s a job that one particular American is unwilling to do.
Rosie, can I borrow your bat for a few minutes?