10) “That’s SO reminiscent of Genghis Khan.”
9) “Or Lyndie England.”
8) “Can I get a purple heart for this, bro?”
7) “Al Gore invented the taser, ya know.”
6) “How many carbon offsets will he need to cancel that out?”
5) “Don’t taser him yet! I have a plan!”
4) “Sorry, I fell asleep the second Kerry opened his yap. What’d I miss?”
3) “Cool! It’s just like Burning Man, except, you know, not made out of wood.”
2) “That’s what you get for not serving in Vietnam like me!”
and the #1 thing overheard at the John Kerry speech tasering incident (see extended entry)…
1) “This is all Bush’s fault!”
The funniest thing I overheard in the video was, “Police Brutality!! Rodney King!! Police Brutality!! Rodney King!! Police Brutality!! Rodney King!!”.
Chanting inane correlations apparently proves your point. Like the “Bush Lied! People Died!” & “No Blood for Oil!” mantras. It doesn’t have to make sense; it just has to be loudly repeated.
“I was for the tasering before…”
Oh too EASY!
Pipe Down Son, I am John Kerry and I am reporting for Duty!
Rodney King?
Do you remember the pix of Rodney? I do.
Rodney would have handed those guys a taser and extra batteries on the spot if he could have.
“Hey fellas, put those clubs away. Use this.”
Unfortunately, that’s exactly what Chrissy Mathews is saying.
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douche!
My question is this…if there were tasers in the room to begin with, why wasn’t one used on Kerry? Just on general principle.
I read this and immediately thought of the old black and white version of “Frankenstein” with John F’n Kerry on the table, all those flashes and sparks flying around the room, and “The Doktor” at the side with a taser yelling “It’s alive. It’s ALIVE!!!!!”
“I would have tasered him in the back. Just like I shot them in the back in Viet Nam. Did you know that I served in Viet Nam?”
“Are you sure that’s not Ron Paul?”
“Damn”, thought John Kerry. “What would Chirac do if this happened to him?”
I’m John Kerry and I’m report TZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT…
I just got a stiffy!
‘it is seared in to my memory’
hmmm could really sear it with a taser!!!!