(To the tune of Paul McCartney’s “Let ‘Em In”)

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Someone’s counting on the dull
Somebody’s slinging the bull
Someone’s counting on the dole
Somebody’s pulling the wool:
Dubious favors
Hopin’ that more
Will get ’em in.

Someone’s counting on the dull
Someone’s slinging the bull
Someone’s counting out the dole
Somebody’s pulling the wool:
“Dewey’s The Favorite!”
Poll ’em once more
Till they get in.

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Bunch of users
Babble on
March of losers
Marathon
“Uncool earnings!”
“Uncool debts!”
“Uncool learning!”
But you ain’t seen nothing yet . . .

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Someone’s knocking down reporters,
Someone’s rocking the boat
Some call in violent supporters
And call it rocking the vote.
Using Antifa
Give ’em the floor
For their chin.

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Reparations —
Babylon —
Separations —
But unisex johns.
Wadded panties —
Anti-Trump
Who’ll be favored
On the stump . . .

In a year . . . ?

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