[To the tune of the Beatles’ “Strawberry Fields Forever”]

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Let us take him down
‘Cause we’re going to
Tawdry reveals
Nothing is real
And Stormy Daniels top-o’-list
Tawdry reveals forever

Libs have it easy with minds closed
“Misogynist! Racist!” you see
It’s getting hard to keep it straight, but it all works out:
“Straight” is taboo number three.

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Let’s all take him down
‘Cause we’re going to
Christopher Steele
Nothing is real
And pretty much just slung about
Tawdry reveals forever

No one can think on the TV
I mean, they must be high or low
That is, you can’t, you know, tune in and hear anything bright
“You know” is all I think they know

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Get a fake Hugh Downs!
‘Cause we’re going back
Thirty odd years
Media’s weird
And 20/20’s almost here
Straw-banning feels forever

Always, no sometimes, think he mean-tweets
But you know I know what his tweets mean
I think he knows it’s hit-or-miss, but it’s not all wrong
And I don’t often disagree

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Let us take him down!
‘Cause we’re going to
Squabble, repeal
Nothing is real
And nothing new, a runaround
Paltry, they feel so clever . . .

Covfefe deals forever . . .

Sniping at heels forever.

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{Murmured in background: “We buried [Ron] Paul.”

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