Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A magician escaped from a locked casket while skydiving. For his next trick…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A magician escaped from a locked casket while skydiving. For his next trick…
…he will demonstrate how easy it is to end up in a casket using only Obamacare.
…he’ll remember where he left his parachute.
…he’ll get an Obamacare waiver without being politically connected.
…he’ll vanish upon hearing the words “They have a daughter your age. She has a pleasant personality.”
…he’ll move Jacksonville, Savannah, and Charleston to the Gulf Coast.
…he’ll say something critical of the POTUS without somone shouting “RACIST!!!1!!!1!11!!eleventy!!!1!!!1!!”
…he’ll escape from a burning Volt. OK, not much of a trick anymore…
…he’ll dodge an FDA subpoena issued to investigate how he protected his rabbit during this last trick.
A magician escaped from a locked casket while skydiving. For his next trick…
find a Republican with some backbone.
…He will repeat the act, but this time he will prevent any of his tricks and movements from being stored in the Data Center at Bluffdale, UT.
A magician escaped from a locked casket while skydiving. For his next trick…
paying all the fines associated with operating a flying funeral parlor without the proper licenses.
… he’ll turn a profit with his skydiving school for vampires.
… he’ll sell the analogy rights for this trick to the next president.
A magician escaped from a locked casket while skydiving. For his next trick…
http://youtu.be/lEYYYMuwCyA
A magician escaped from a locked casket while skydiving. For his next next trick…
http://youtu.be/woH0Nhbc-fc
. . . He’ll win the Straight Line of the Day Contest without even competing.
Heh. Good one. Which means I’ve got to post….
…fend off George Zimmerman while disguised as Obama’s son.
A magician escaped from a locked casket while skydiving. For his next next trick…
He will not loose his cookies from his fear of heights
…leap across the English Channel, eat an entire cathedral, dig a tunnel to Java, split a train car with his nose, run to Mercury, and set the world record for most time underground in a casket.
A magician escaped from a locked casket while skydiving. For his next next trick…
Flaming death
…ride a school bus with three others that coulda been Obama’s son…. Joshua Reddin, Julian McKnight, and Lloyd Khemradj
…he will try to re-enter the casket before hitting the ground, as that is where the parachute is.
(if too close to #2, withdraw)
…will be guest speaker at International Pancake Day Races in Liberal, Kansas and Olney, England http://www.pancakeday.net
A magician escaped from a locked casket while skydiving. For his next next trick…
burrow through an elephant.
… he’ll escape from the SyFy movie “Sharkophagus!”
… he’ll knock on Joe Biden’s front door, and survive.
A magician escaped from a locked casket while skydiving. For his next trick…
he’ll make the President’s dog disappear! Ooops! Too late.
…he’s going to freak out Biden with the old “Got your nose!” trick.
A magician escaped from a locked casket while skydiving. For his next trick…
he’ll score 3 goals.
… he’ll combine two other primal fears, like being naked in front of an assembly while having Obama handle his finances.
A magician escaped from a locked casket while skydiving. For his next trick…
there is this pool full of sharks see, and he’s go this motorcycle see…
…jump the shark.
(guess I should have refreshed before I posted #31)
…he will give Mongo a Candygram.
International Pancake Day sounds like a lot of fun. (Saw the name and mistakenly thought it might be about Rachel Corrie.)
… he will discover how to opt out of Obamacare without joining Congress.
(Saw the name and mistakenly thought it might be about Rachel Corrie.)
Bwahahahaha
…he will first yell, “LEEEROY JENKINS!!!!”
He’ll escape from his mothers womb inside a planned parenthood clinic.
Alive
…he’ll try and escape having to take off his shoes at the airport TSA checkpoint.
@32 Must I break out the tinfoil?
A magician escaped from a locked casket while skydiving. For his next trick…
…he’ll imitate the US Government and make money disappear.
…he’ll upload all his magician’s secrets to the internet and not be detected by NSA.
…he’ll find the seven missing US States
A magician escaped from a locked casket while skydiving. For his next trick…
finding 68 trillion quarters behind Obama’s ears. [He may need only one.]
A magician escaped from a locked casket while skydiving. For his next trick…
he’ll escape attention from the IRS while criticizing Obama.
…jump the sharknado.
…he’ll approach a bunch of Black Panthers shouting the N-word.
(My movie contribution. Warning: Actual N-word used)
Was thinking that one, too, but couldn’t think of a graceful way to ref it.
…pull a Slim Pickens from Dr. Strangelove
He will win the 2016 Rep nomination as a TEA party candidate
A magician escaped from a locked casket while skydiving. For his next trick…
pleasing Eliot Spitzer.
A magician escaped from a locked casket while skydiving. For his next trick…
low…..ri……der move a little lower.
A magician escaped from a locked casket while skydiving. For his next trick…
get past the first pony.
A magician escaped from a locked casket while skydiving. For his next trick…
he’ll produce a treat. COOKIES!
A magician escaped from a locked casket while skydiving. For his next trick…
he will provide care for the sick and good jobs to the jobless;
then cause the rise of the oceans to slow and the planet began to heal;
then make it the moment when we ended a war and secured our nation and restored our image as the last, best hope on Earth…oh wait.
A magician escaped from a locked casket while skydiving. For his next trick…
engineer the death of the God Baldr.
A magician escaped from a locked casket while skydiving. For his next trick…
hiding the ball to catch a runner leading off base.
…he’ll make the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs.
…he’ll drink a Big Gulp in NYC and Bloomberg’s lips won’t move.
…he’ll put a quarter in Chris Christie’s vibrating motel room bed and snorkel his way to Nutley.
…he’ll slather himself with BBQ sauce and be a volunteer for Christie’s weekly reenactment of the Battle of Pork Chop Hill.
…he’ll play with Buckyballs. On the wrong side of town in a city with strict gun control laws.
…
Nothing. He’s dead because his parachute was government issued.
He will win all Ben Stein’s money
… will transform increased spending into a balanced budget!
… will pull an Obama head out of a bucket!
…he will face the Sharksferatu.
A magician escaped from a locked casket while skydiving. For his next trick…
he’ll be back, like the Sharkinator.
he’ll demonstrate his Shark-Fu is better than yours.
will be a sharksation!
juggling sharks.
impose sharkquestration on the nation!
Shark the monkey!
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A magician escaped from a locked casket while skydiving. For his next trick…
… he’ll get Hillary Clinton to tell all about Benghazi.
… he’ll get Lois Lerner to tell all about the IRS scandal.
… he’ll get Eric Holder to tell all about “Fast & Furious.”
… he’ll get Jay Carney to answer every press conference question directly, fully and truthfully for a week.