One rewarding but difficult-to-execute prank is to really be millions of spiders stuffed into an overcoat.
— Jason Miller (@longwall26) November 12, 2013
Are the winter drinks in at Starbucks yet? It's snowing and I've got a little hetero to spare this morning
— Sean (@asimplesean) November 12, 2013
While the other person talks, lift your phone to your mouth and say "Siri, turn me invisible." Conversation over. Walk away.
— Tim Siedell (@badbanana) November 12, 2013
i say tomato, u say "actualy its jim" i say potato, u say "jim my name is jim" tomato,"its jim", potato,"JIM" this potato is tryimg to talk
— jomny sun (@jonnysun) November 12, 2013
Eventually SPAM went out of business because no one could receive company emails.
— Shari VanderWerf (@shariv67) November 12, 2013
My basic conclusion is that Democrats find sex so confusing they insist on government assistance.
— Amy Otto (@CAAmyO) November 12, 2013
I'd like to see Obamacare fixed. In the same way my dog is.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) November 12, 2013
Just found out my life is based on a British sitcom.
— Joe Randazzo (@Randazzoj) November 12, 2013