Bond Girlathon Friday : Results from 4/17/2026 : New Matches for 4/24/2026

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Results from 4/17/2026

(8) Jill St. JohnNo Preference(3) Sophie Marceau
122161

(2) Jacquline BissetNo PreferenceSerena Scott Thomas
18408

New Matches for 4/24/2026

Match 1

Kim Basinger (Domino Petachi) vs Halle Berry (Jinx)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Kim Basinger3 – 2 – 0494 – 3 – 358
Domino Petachi

Birth Name: Kimila Ann Basinger

Age: 71, born 8 December 1953

Country of origin:  United States

Height: 5′ 6″

Relationship Status: In a relationship

Foreign Secretary Lord Ambrose orders a reluctant M to reactivate the double-0 section, and Bond is tasked with tracking down the missing weapons. Bond follows a lead to the Bahamas and finds Domino Petachi, Jack’s sister, and her wealthy lover Maximillian Largo, who is SPECTRE’s top agent.

Bond and Leiter attempt to board Largo’s yacht, the Flying Saucer, in search of the missing nuclear warheads. Bond finds Domino and attempts to make Largo jealous by kissing her in front of a one-way mirror. Enraged, Largo traps Bond and takes him and Domino to Palmyra, Largo’s base of operations in North Africa. Largo punishes Domino for her betrayal by selling her to passing Arabs. Bond escapes from his prison and rescues her.

Kim Basinger

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Halle Berry3 – 2 – 0537 – 8 – 628
Jinx

Actress:Halle Berry
Nationality:American
Bond Movie:Die Another Day (2002)

Synopsis:

Since Die Another Day was the 20th Bond film, and marked the 40th anniversary of the series, Jinx was introduced in the style of Honey Ryder, rising out of the sea in a bikini, with a hunting knife attached to her side. Jinx worked for the NSA and was assigned to kill Zao.

Halle Berry

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Match 2

Barbara Carerra (Fatima Blush) vs (10) Rosemund Pike (Miranda Frost)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Barbara Carerra3 – 2 – 0470 – 4 – 517
Fatima Blush

Birth Name: Barbara Kingsbury

Age: 79, born 31 December 1945

Country of origin:  Nicaragua

Currently Residing In:  United States

Returning to his villa, Bond finds Nicole killed by Blush. After a chase on his Q-branch motorbike, Bond finds himself in an ambush and is captured by Blush. She admits to being impressed with him, and forces Bond to declare in writing that she is his “Number One” sexual partner. Bond distracts her with promises, then uses his Q-branch fountain pen gun to kill Blush with an explosive dart.

Barbara Carrera

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
(10) Rosemund Pike4 – 1 – 0689 – 9 – 385
Miranda Frost

Actress:Rosamund Pike
Nationality:English
Bond Movie:Die Another Day (2002)

Synopsis:

Miranda Frost was an MI6 agent assigned to investigate Gustav Graves. An Olympic fencing champion, Frost worked as Graves’ publicist and fencing partner. Bond discovered that Miranda was a double agent working for Graves, who had killed off Miranda’s competition in the Olympics so that she could win gold.

Rosemund Pike

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Bond Girlathon Wednesday : Results from 4/15/2026 : New Matches for 4/22/2026

Life is like a box of chocolates, every Bond girl voting is delicious!

Results from 4/15/2026

Maryam d’AboNo PreferenceLeila Shnna
128232
Carole BouquetNo Preference
89452

New Matches for 4/22/2026

Match 1

(13) Carey Lowell (Pam Bouvier) vs Lynn-Holly Johnson (Bibi Dahl)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
(13) Carey Lowell5 – 2 – 01014 – 11 – 631
Pam Bouvier

Actress:Carey Lowell
Nationality:American
Bond Movie:Licence to Kill (1989)

Synopsis:

Pam Bouvier was a CIA freelancer pilot, and an informant against drug baron Franz Sanchez. Bond found her name on an informant list along with the time and place of her next meeting. He met her at a bar and escaped with her after Sanchez’s henchman Dario showed up. Pam then flew Bond to Isthmus City to find Sanchez, and became his executive secretary as a cover.

Carey Lowell

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Lynn-Holly Johnson3 – 4 – 0751 – 8 – 350
Bibi Dahl

Actress:Lynn-Holly Johnson
Nationality:American
Bond Movie:For Your Eyes Only (1981)

Synopsis:

Bibi Dahl was a young ice skater sponsored by double agent Kristatos. Bibi was very attracted to Bond, however he turned her down on every occasion due to her young age. By the end of the film, Kristatos was killed, and Bond’s ally Columbo became her new sponsor.

Lynn-Holly Johnson

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Match 2

Talisa Soto (Lupe Lamora) vs (5) Ana de Armas (Paloma)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Talisa Soto3 – 4 – 0669 – 23 – 865
Lupe Lamora

Actress:Talisa Soto
Nationality:American
Bond Movie:Licence to Kill (1989)

Synopsis:

Lupe Lamora was the mistress of drug baron Franz Sanchez. Lupe frequently slept around, and Sanchez went to deal with one of her lovers in Florida, getting himself arrested by the DEA in the process. Bond met Lupe unintentionally when trying to kill someone aboard her boat. They met again at a casino, and Bond forced Lupe into taking him upstairs to meet Sanchez. Although Lupe was a love interest, Bond left her at the end of film to be with Pam Bouvier.

Talisa Soto

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
(5) Ana de Armas6 – 1 – 0963 – 11 – 475
Paloma

Ana Celia de Armas Caso (born 30 April 1988) is a Cuban-Spanish actress. She portrayed the Bond Girl Paloma in No Time to Die.

An agent of the CIA, James Bond, meets Paloma at the El Nido Bar after agreeing to Felix Leiter‘s request to go there in order to retrieve the scientist Valdo Obruchev, who has been captured by SPECTRE from a MI6 laboratory. To Bond’s bemusement, Paloma tells him that she has had only three weeks of training, though she nevertheless seems confident in her skills. She works together with Bond to infiltrate the party which is being held in the bar, though it turns out to secretly be a trap to capture and kill Bond. Bond ends up in a spotlight and sprayed with nanobots created from Project Heracles, though it ultimately transpires that Obruchev reprogrammed the nanobots to kill members of SPECTRE instead. In the ensuing chaos, Bond and Paloma manage to capture Obruchev, evading Nomi, an MI6 agent who had been sent with the same objective.

Ana de Armas

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Bond Girlathon Friday : Results from 4/10/2026 : New Matches for 4/17/2026

So I’m here, where’s my paycheck?

Results from 4/10/2026

Cecilie ThomsenNo PreferenceTsai Chin
168039

(11) Denise RichardsNo PreferenceKarin Dor
138270

Matches for 4/17/2026

Match 1

(8) Jill St. John (Tiffany Case) vs (3) Sophie Marceau (Elektra King)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
(8) Jill St. John4 – 1 – 0752 – 4 – 388
Tiffany Case

Actress:Jill St. John
Nationality:American
Bond Movie:Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Synopsis:

Tiffany Case was a diamond smuggler in part of a pipeline of smugglers that ultimately ended at Ernst Stavro Blofeld. Courier Peter Franks was supposed to pass the diamonds to Tiffany, but Bond intercepted and impersonated Franks, and managed to take the diamonds for himself. Bond’s involvement saved Tiffany being murdered, and she eventually switched to Bond’s allegiance.

Jill St. John

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
(3) Sophie Marceau5 – 0 – 0755 – 5 – 350
Elektra King

Actress:Sophie Marceau
Nationality:French
Bond Movie:The World is Not Enough (1999)

Synopsis:

Elektra King was the daughter of Sir Robert King, a wealthy oil baron. When Elektra was kidnapped by villain Renard, M persuaded Sir Robert not to pay the ransom. Elektra developed Stockholm syndrome because of this, feeling sympathy for Renard and resenting her father. She killed her father and planned to destroy Istanbul in a nuclear explosion so that her inherited oil pipeline would have a monopoly.

Sophie Marceau

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Match 2

(2) Jacqueline Bisset (Giovanna Goodthighs) vs Serena Scott Thomas (Dr. Molly Warmflash)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
(2) Jacqueline Bisset5 – 0 – 0778 – 0 – 236
Giovanna Goodthighs
Miss Goodthighs is a Smersh agent who attempts to kill baccarat master Evelyn Tremble (operating under the alias James Bond 007) at Casino Royale in a bid to prevent him from bankrupting her employer Le Chiffre. She meets him in a hotel room, wearing a nightgown and cradling a large bottle of champagne suggestively in her arms. Despite successfully seducing and poisoning him with a spiked drink, he is rescued by his recruiter and ally Vesper Lynd. When Tremble asks what became of her, Lynd remarks that she “took care of her”.
Jacqueline Bisset

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Serena Scott Thomas1 – 4 – 0334 – 15 – 656
Dr. Molly Warmflash

Actress:Serena Scott Thomas
Nationality:English
Bond Movie:The World is Not Enough (1999)

Synopsis:

Molly Warmflash was the chief medical officer at MI6. Bond had to visit her to be cleared for duty after an explosion dislocated his collar bone. Although not technically fit, Bond seduced Molly, who agreed to clear him so long as he called her this time. Moneypenny read off the report, which mentioned that Bond had “exceptional stamina.”

Serena Scott Thomas

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Bond Girlathon Wednesday : Results from 4/08/2026 : New Matches for 4/15/2026

Hey Rory, I’m ready for our match!

Results from 4/08/2026

Corinne CleryNo PreferenceMary Stovin
153275

Fiona FullertonNo PreferenceEmily Bolton
153449

New Matches for 4/15/2026

Match 1

Leila Shenna (Private Jet Hostess) vs Maryam d’Abo (Kara Milovy)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Leila Shenna0 – 7 – 0145 – 24 – 1072
Private Jet Hostess

Actress:Leila Shenna
Nationality:Moroccan
Bond Movie:Moonraker (1979)

Synopsis:

James Bond was aboard a private jet, enjoying his “last leg” of the mission with the hostess. Bond stated “I don’t think I’m ever going to fly with anyone else”, to which the hostess responded “You’re so right, Mr Bond” as she pulled a gun on him. Bond was then thrown out of the plane without a parachute, and was left to steal another mans, mid air. The fate of the hostess was unknown.

Leila Shenna

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Maryam d’Abo4 – 3 – 0726 – 10 – 802
Kara Milovy

Actress:Maryam d’Abo
Nationality:Dutch
Bond Movie:The Living Daylights (1987)

Synopsis:

Kara Milovy was the girlfriend of Georgi Koskov, a traitor playing both sides in the cold war. Koskov pretended to defect to the West, and got Milovy to shoot blanks at him to make it look more real. He knew that she would be assassinated by Bond, who was assigned to protect Koskov. However, Bond noticed she wasn’t a professional, and he didn’t kill her. When Koskov was discovered to be a traitor, Bond met Milovy posing as a friend of Koskovs. He gained her trust and revealed his identity, gaining a brave ally for his mission.

Maryam d’Abo

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Match 2

Carole Bouquet (Melina Havelock) vs Kell Tyler (Linda)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Carole Bouquet2 – 5 – 0618 – 10 – 800
Melina Havelock

Actress:Carole Bouquet
Nationality:French
Bond Movie:For Your Eyes Only (1981)

Synopsis:

Melina Havelock was the daughter of two marine explorers who did salvage work for the British Secret Service. After her parents were assassinated by henchman Hector Gonzales, Melina found the hitman and killed him with a crossbow. She and Bond were both trying to uncover the man who ordered the attacks, and they worked well together, eventually finding him.

Carole Bouquet

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Kell Tyler2 – 5 – 0603 – 18 – 992
Linda

Actress:Kell Tyler
Nationality:American
Bond Movie:The Living Daylights (1987)

Synopsis:

A lady of leisure, Linda was aboard her boat complaining on the phone to a friend. “It’s all so boring here Margo, there’s nothing but playboys and tennis pros. Ugh, if only I could find a real man.” At which point, Bond landed his holey and smoldering parachute on the yacht, hung up her phone and dialled exercise control. He said he would report in an hour, until Linda held up a glass of champagne, then he changed his mind to 2 hours.

Kell Tyler

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Bond Girlathon Friday : Results from 4/3/2026 : New Matches for 4/10/2026

Someone call for a caped crusader?

Results from 4/3/2026

Michelle YeohNo PreferenceMie Hama
122056

(1) Teri HatcherNo PreferenceAkiko Wakabayashi
166043

New Matches for 4/10/2026

Match 1

Tsai Chin (Ling) vs Cecilie Thomsen (Professor Inga Bergstrom)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Tsai Chin0 – 5 – 0213 – 9 – 676
Ling

Actress:Tsai Chin
Nationality:Chinese
Bond Movie:You Only Live Twice (1967)

Synopsis:

In the opening scenes of the film, Bond is shown in bed with Ling, as the two discuss why Chinese girls taste different from all other girls. Ling gets up and presses a button that rockets the bed upwards into the wall, and two gunmen enter the room to kill Bond. It is later revealed to the audience that Ling was helping to stage Bond’s death in order to keep his enemies off his back.

Tsai Chin

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Cecilie Thomsen2 – 3 – 0637 – 5 – 458
Professor Inga Bergstrom

Actress:Cecilie Thomsen
Nationality:Danish
Bond Movie:Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)

Synopsis:

Inga Bergstrom was a Professor of Danish at Oxford University. Bond said, in Danish, “I’ve always enjoyed studying a new tongue, Professor.”, to which Bergstrom replied “One might say you have a natural ability.” Just then, the camera panned to show Bond and Bergstrom in bed together. The phone rang, and on discovering it was Moneypenny, Bond replied that he was just brushing up on a little Danish.

Cecilie Thomsen

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Match 2

Karin Dor (Helga Brandt) vs (11) Denise Richards (Dr. Christmas Jones)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Karin Dor1 – 4 – 0295 – 8 – 652
Helga Brandt

Actress:Karin Dor
Nationality:German
Bond Movie:You Only Live Twice (1967)

Synopsis:

Helga Brandt was a SPECTRE henchwoman who pretended to fall in love with Bond and switch to his side, only to try and kill him the next morning. For failing to kill Bond, Brandt is killed by head of SPECTRE Blofeld, who drops her into a pool of piranha fish. Helga Brandt was very similar to prior Bond girl Fiona Volpe, as the producers tried to replicate their prior success.

Karen Dor

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
(11) Denise Richards4 – 1 – 0637 – 1 – 433
Dr. Christmas Jones

Actress:Denise Richards
Nationality:American
Bond Movie:The World is Not Enough (1999)

Synopsis:

Christmas Jones was a nuclear physicist working for an international agency that decommissioned nuclear weapons from the Soviet Union era. After Bond helped her escape from an explosion, Jones helped Bond investigate a bomb travelling along Elektra King’s oil pipeline. She discovered that half the plutonium was missing, which helped Bond discover King’s intentions in time to stop her. The two spend Christmas together in turkey at the end of the film.

Denise Richards

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Bond Girlathon Wednesday : Results from 4/1/2026 : New Matches for 4/8/2026

Boy howdy do these Wednesdays come at ya fast like.

Results from 4/1/2026

(9) Tanya RobertsNo PreferenceOlga Bisera
186052

Lois ChilesNo PreferenceGrace Jones
240017

New Matches for 4/8/2026

Match 1

Mary Stovin (Kimberley Jones) vs Corinne Clery (Corinne Dufour)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Mary Stovin2 – 5 – 0751 – 20 – 696
Kimberly Jones

Actress:Mary Stövin
Nationality:Swedish
Bond Movie:A View To a Kill (1985)

Synopsis:

Kimberley Jones was an MI6 agent who assisted Bond in Siberia, on a mission to recover a lost microchip from assassinated agent 003. Bond snowboarded down a mountain to avoid a helicopter and a gang of hitmen skiers. When he got to the bottom, Kimberley was waiting in a boat disguised as an iceberg. Bond pulled out some beluga caviar, a bottle of Vodka and the microchip, mentioning that it would be five days until they reached Alaska.

Mary Stovin

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Corinne Clery4 – 3 – 0727 – 8 – 507
Corinne Dufour

Actress:Corinne Cléry
Nationality:French
Bond Movie:Moonraker (1979)

Synopsis:

Corinne Dufour was Hugo Drax’s personal assistant and pilot. She flew Bond over Drax’s estate, giving him a guided tour of the Moonraker complex and flying him to meet Drax. After spending the night with Bond, Corinne revealed the location of Drax’s safe, where Bond photographed secret documents. Drax discovered this, and Corinne was killed by Drax’s vicious pack of dogs.

Corinne Clery

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Match 2

Fiona Fullerton (Pola Ivanova) vs Emily Bolton (Manuela)

ContestantRecordTotal scores
Fiona Fullerton2 – 5 – 0607 – 14 – 987
Pola Ivanova

Actress:Fiona Fullerton
Nationality:Nigerian
Bond Movie:A View To a Kill (1985)

Synopsis:

Pola Ivanova was a KGB agent working for General Gogol. She recorded incriminating evidence of Max Zorin, and escaped with a tape of it. Bond had followed her, and a struggle ensued, until they both realized that they knew one another from a prior mission. They went to a spa and spent the evening in a hot tub together. While Bond took a shower, Pola snook out with the tape, only to realize later that Bond had switched it for a fake.

Fiona Fullerton

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Emily Bolton1 – 6 – 0353 – 21 – 902
Manuela

Actress:Emily Bolton
Nationality:Aruban
Bond Movie:Moonraker (1979)

Synopsis:

Manuela was an agent working for station VH. She tailed Bond after he left the airport in Reo, and by the time he got to his hotel, she was making him a vodka Martini at the mini bar in his suite. Manuela helped Bond find one of Hugo Drax’s warehouses, but she proved to be a burden as she was almost killed by assassin Jaws.

Emily Bolton

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Bond Girlathon Friday : Results from3/27/2026 : New Matches for 4/3/2026

I’m ready for my Intern testing Mr. Walrus.

Results from 3/27/2026

(4) Famke JanssenNo Preference(6) Molly Peters
122167

Serena GordonNo PreferenceMarye Guy Mitsuoko
99357

Matches for 4/3/2026

Match 1

Mie Hama (Kissy Suzuki) vs Michelle Yeoh (Wai Lin)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Mie Hama0 – 5 – 0190 – 6 – 865
Kissy Suzuki

Actress:Mie Hama
Nationality:Japanese
Bond Movie:You Only Live Twice (1967)

Synopsis:

Kissy Suzuki was a ninja working for the head of the Japanese secret service, Tiger Tanaka. She had a mock wedding with James Bond, who underwent surgery to disguise himself as a Japanese fisherman, so that the pair could explore a quiet village without being noticed.

Mie Hama

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Michelle Yeoh2 – 3 – 0353 – 6 – 646
Wai Lin

Actress:Michelle Yeoh
Nationality:Malaysian
Bond Movie:Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)

Synopsis:

Wai Lin was a Red Chinese agent, and had the same mission as Bond to investigate media magnate Elliot Carver. Carver had been suspected of causing tragic events so that he could get exclusive coverage on them and increase his ratings. Wai Lin was intelligent and worked more cleverly than Bond on several occasions. Eventually they teamed up together and stormed Carver’s stealth ship.

Michelle Yeoh

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Match 2

Akiko Wakabayashi (Aki) vs (1) Teri Hatcher (Paris Carver)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Akiko Wakabayashi1 – 4 – 0324 – 8 – 612
Aki

Actress:Akiko Wakabayashi
Nationality:Japanese
Bond Movie:You Only Live Twice (1967)

Synopsis:

Aki was a senior agent of the Japanese secret service, working directly under its leader Tiger Tanaka. She was confident and independent, and tricked Bond into walking over a trap door, which catapulted him down a steel slide leading to Tanaka’s office. She drove a Toyota 2000GT and saved Bond’s life on many occasions. Mid way though the film, an assassin tried to poison Bond, but Aki was poisoned by mistake.

Akiko Wakabayashi

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
(1) Teri Hatcher5 – 0 – 01052 – 1 – 194
Paris Carver

Actress:Teri Hatcher
Nationality:American
Bond Movie:Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)

Synopsis:

Paris Carver was an ex-lover of Bond’s, and wife of media mogul Elliot Carver. When Elliot was suspected as a terrorist, M sent Bond to seduce Paris and use his prior relationship to get information. Paris wasn’t happy to see Bond, and refused to help him. However, when Elliot spotted the two talking, and tried to kill Paris, she changed her mind and told Bond everything. She died that evening as Elliot sent henchman Dr. Kaufman to kill her.

Teri Hatcher

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Bond Girlathon Wednesday : Results from 3/25/2026 : New Matches for 4/1/2026

April’s Fools!

Results from 3/25/2026

(16) Sue VannerNo PreferenceKristina Wayborn
116299

(6) Caroline MunroNo Preference(14) Tima Hudson
145272

New Matches for 4/1/2026

Match 1

Olga Bisera (Felicca) vs (9) Tanya Roberts (Stacey Sutton)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Olga Biserra1 – 6 – 0339 – 16 – 1021
Felicca

Actress:Olga Bisera
Nationality:Bosnian
Bond Movie:The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)

Synopsis:

Felicca worked for Aziz Fekkesh, a black market dealer who was selling the microfilms of a submarine tracking system. Fekkesh instructed Felicca to entertain Bond, should he call round, so that henchman Sandor could kill him. In their brief time together, Felicca took a liking to Bond, and when she saw Sandor about to shoot him, she spun round and took the bullet herself.

Olga Bisera

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ContestantsRecordTotal Scores
(9) Tanya Roberts6 – 1 – 01071 – 3 – 595
Stacey Sutton

Actress:Tanya Roberts
Nationality:American
Bond Movie:A View To a Kill (1985)

Synopsis:

Stacey Sutton inherited the Sutton Oil company, which megalomaniac Max Zorin tried to take over. Zorin offered Sutton $5 million for her shares in the company, which she refused. Bond learnt of the cheque and confronted her at her home. Stacey was initially aggressive, pointing a shotgun at Bond. However, when some of Zorin’s henchmen arrived to persuade Stacey to sell, Bond sorted them out and gained Stacey’s trust. The pair escaped an attempt on their lives, and managed to kill Zorin.

Tanya Roberts

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Match 2

Lois Chiles (Holly Goodhead) vs Grace Jones (May Day)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Lois Chiles4 – 3 – 0710 – 14 – 604
Holly Goodhead

Actress:Lois Chiles
Nationality:American
Bond Movie:Moonraker (1979)

Synopsis:

Holly Goodhead was a CIA agent working undercover as an astronaut for the Hugo Drax organization. After spending the night together with Bond, the two met up at the top of Sugarloaf mountain in Rio. On the cable car ride down, Jaws tried to kill them, and Holly’s cover was blown. Bond managed to escape, and rescued Holly after the pair were almost killed in a rocket blast chamber. They went to space together and shot down Drax’s globes that contained fatal gases meant to kill the human race on Earth.

Louis Chiles

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Grace Jones0 – 7 – 0101 – 25 – 1466
May Day

Actress:Grace Jones
Nationality:Jamaican
Bond Movie:A View To a Kill (1985)

Synopsis:

May Day was the girlfriend of Max Zorin, and also worked for him as an assassin.May Day killed Bond’s chauffeur, and tried to kill Bond on several occasions. Much later in the film, May Day realized that she had been double crossed by Zorin, who had left her to die in an explosion that would cause a flood in silicon valley. May Day joined teams with Bond to remove the bomb, and in doing so, met her death.

Grace Jones

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Bond Girlathon Friday : Results from 3/20/2026 : New Matches for 3/27/2026

Best thing about a guest hosting gig, getting an opportunity to have my Intern application reviewed.

Results from 3/20/2026

Claudine AugerNo PreferenceDenise Perrier
140131

Izabella ScorupcoNo PreferenceLuciana Paluzzi
144142

New Matches for 3/27/2026

Match 1

(6) Molly Peters (Patricia Fearing) vs (4) Famke Janssen (Xenia Onatopp)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
(6) Molly Peters4 – 1 – 0818 – 2 – 398
Patricia Fearing

Actress:Molly Peters
Nationality:English
Bond Movie:Thunderball (1965)

Synopsis:

Patricia Fearing was a nurse working at the Shrublands health clinic, where Bond had been sent to detoxify from too many martinis. After nearly being killed by SPECTRE agent Count Lippe, Bond won the sympathy of Patricia, and the two spent the night with a steam room and a mink glove.

Molly Peters

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
(4) Famke Janssen5 – 0 – 0747 – 7 – 217
Xenia Onatopp

Actress:Famke Janssen
Nationality:Dutch
Bond Movie:Goldeneye (1995)

Synopsis:

Xenia Onatopp was a henchwoman working alongside the traitor General Ourumov. She stole a Tiger Helicopter, a new prototype that was resistant to electromagnetic pulses. She then helped Ourumov steal the codes and launch key for the Goldeneye satellite weapon from the Severnaya Space Control Centre. She killed the staff and programmed Goldeneye to destroy the facility with electromagnetic pulses that wouldn’t effect the Tiger. She flirted with Bond and tried to kill him on multiple occasions, but Bond ended up onatopp.

Famke Janssen

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Match 2

Maryse Guy Mitsuoko (Mademoiselle La Porte) vs Serena Gordon (Caroline)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Maryse Guy Mitsuoko1 – 4 – 0358 – 11 – 765
Mademoiselle La Porte

Actress:Maryse Guy Mitsouko
Nationality:French
Bond Movie:Thunderball (1965)

Synopsis:

Mlle. La Porte was Bond’s French liaison during his attendance of SPECTRE agent Jacques Bouvar’s funeral. She informs Bond that Bouvar passed away in his sleep, and as the two leave the funeral she ends with “Is there anything else our French station can do for Monsieur Bond?”, to which Bond replies, “Later, perhaps.”

Maryse Guy Mitsouko

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Serena Gordon0 – 5 – 0306 – 12 – 617
Caroline

Actress:Serena Gordon
Nationality:English
Bond Movie:Goldeneye (1995)

Synopsis:

Caroline was a psychological evaluator working for MI6. She was sent by M to evaluate Bond, who took her for a drive in his Aston Martin DB5. Bond drove very fast and engaged in a race with Xenia Onatopp, making Caroline very uncomfortable. After screaming at Bond to slow down, Bond came to an abrupt stop, and seduced Caroline with a bottle of Bollinger champagne hidden in an armrest. The two proceed with a “very thorough evaluation.”

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Bond Girlathon Wednesday : Results from 3/18/2026 : New Matches for 3/25/2026

Brackets busted? Well it’s Opening Day and we’ll always have the Bond Girlathon.

Results from 3/18/2026

Francois TherryNo PreferenceAngela Scoular
79562

(1) Barbara BachNo PreferenceCassandra Harris
181020

New Matches for 3/25/2026

Match 1

(16) Sue Vanner (Log Cabin Girl) vs Kristina Wayborn (Magda)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
(16) Sue Vanner4 – 3 – 0815 – 10 – 658
Log Cabin Girl

Actress:Sue Vanner
Nationality:English
Bond Movie:The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)

Synopsis:

The log cabin girl, played by Sue Vanner, was a KGB agent, and a lover of James Bond. While Bond and the girl were curled up under some furs on the floor of an isolated log cabin, M sent a message to Bond’s wrist watch that he was needed at once at HQ. As Bond got up to leave, the girl said “But James, I need you.”, to which Bond replied “So does England.” After he left, the girl radioed to KGB henchmen that Bond had let.

Sue Vanner

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Kristina Wayborn3 – 4 – 0669 – 8 – 566
Magda

Actress:Kristina Wayborn
Nationality:Swedish
Bond Movie:Octopussy (1983)

Synopsis:

Magda was the right-hand woman of Octopussy, and assisted her smuggling partner Kamal Khan on many occasions throughout the film. After attending an auction in which Bond stole a Fabegé egg, Magda was sent to sleep with Bond so that she could steal it back. After Octopussy found out that Khan tried to kill her, her cult of girls, Magda included, storm Khan’s palace.

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Match 2

(6) Caroline Munro (Naomi) VS (14) Tina Hudson (Bianca)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
(6) Caroline Munro7 – 0 – 01123 – 11 – 338
Naomi

Actress:Caroline Munro
Nationality:English
Bond Movie:The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)

Synopsis:

Naomi was an aid for Karl Stromberg, and escorted Bond and Anya Amasova to Stromberg’s oceanic citadel, the Atlantis. After Bond’s meeting ended, Stromberg instructed henchman Jaws to kill the two spies. In an intense chase sequence with Bond and Amasova driving a Lotus Esprit, Jaws shot at them from a car, another henchmen tried to kill them with a sidecar-missile, and Naomi tried to shoot them down from a helicopter. She met her end as Bond blew up her helicopter with a surface-to-air missile.

Caroline Munro

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
(14) Tina Hudson4 – 3 – 0931 – 14 – 582
Bianca

Actress:Tina Hudson
Nationality:English
Bond Movie:Octopussy (1983)

Synopsis:

Bianca was an MI6 agent assisting Bond in Latin America. She helped Bond disguise himself as Colonel Toro so that he could infiltrate a military base and plant an explosive on a Cuban spy plane. When the mission went awry and Bianca saw Bond being taken away as a prisoner in an army jeep, she went into action. She drove alongside the jeep, and flirted with Bond’s captors, showing off her legs to distract them while Bond pulled their parachute cords.

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Bond Girlathon Friday : Results from 3/13/2026 : New Matches for 3/20/2026

Nice to get out for a bit of fun.

Results from 3/13/2026

(9) Lana WoodNo Preference(14) Tania Mallet
1380109

Nadja ReginNo PreferenceLola Larson
114654

New Matches for 3/20/2026

Match 1

(13) Claudine Auger (Domino Derval) vs Denise Perrier (Marie)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
(13) Claudine Auger3 – 2 – 0625 – 7 – 426
Domino Derval

Actress:Claudine Auger
Nationality:French
Bond Movie:Thunderball (1965)

Synopsis:

Domino Derval was the mistress of SPECTRE agent Emilio Largo. Bond discovers that Largo had killed Domino’s brother, and thinks he can use that fact to get her on his side. They meet underwater as Bond untraps Domino’s flipper from the coral, and Bond manages to convince her to plot against Largo.ger

Claudine Auger

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Denise Perrier1 – 4 – 0211 – 32 – 617
Marie

Actress:Denise Perrier
Nationality:French
Bond Movie:Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Synopsis:

As Bond seeks out Blofeld to get revenge for the death of his wife, the trail leads him from Tokyo to Cairo, where he interrogates a gambler about Blofeld’s whereabouts. “Marie… ask.. Marie.” Bond finds Marie, who asks “Is there something I can do for you?” Bond replies with “There’s something I’d like you to get off your chest”, and then removes her Bra and begins to strangle her with it.He gets the information he wants and pursues the lead.

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Match 2

Luciana Paluzzi (Fiona Volpe) vs (16) Izabella Scorupco (Natalya Simonova)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Luciana Paluzzi3 – 2 – 0527 – 8 – 525
Fiona Volpe

Actress:Luciana Paluzzi
Nationality:Italian
Bond Movie:Thunderball (1965)

Synopsis:

Fiona Volpe was the archtypical Bond henchwoman, with the task of seducing men into traps. She was feisty and more competent than many of the henchmen in the Bond films. She met her end while dancing with Bond; a henchman tried to shoot Bond in the back, but he quickly spun round and the bullet killed Fiona instead.

Luciana Paluzzi

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
(16) Izabella Scorupco3 – 2 – 0562 – 4 – 423
Natalya Simonova

Actress:Izabella Scorupco
Nationality:Polish-Swedish
Bond Movie:Goldeneye (1995)

Synopsis:

Natalya Simonova was a programmer working at a Russian Space Control Centre along with Boris Grishenko. Xenia Onatopp and General Ourumov staged a test drill in the centre, and after getting the launch keys, Onatopp shot everyone in sight. Natalya managed to escape, and made contact with Boris over the Internet. Unfortunately, Boris was a traitor working with Onatopp, and Natalya was captured.After she escaped a near death experience with Bond, the two paired up, and Natalya’s computer skills helped Bond overcome the traitors.

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Bond Girlathon Wednesday : Results from 3/11/2026 : New matches for 3/18/2026

Ready for some NCAA Basketball AND some Bond Girls? I know I am.

Results from 3/11/2026

Maud AdamsNo PreferenceJane Seymour
1340127

Catherine SchellNo PreferenceCarmen du Sautoy
191318

Matches for 3/18/2026

Match 1

Angela Scoular (Ruby Bartlett) vs Francoise Therry (Chew Mee)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Angela Scoular0 – 7 – 0101 – 5 – 1528
Ruby Bartlett

Actress:Angela Scoular
Nationality:English
Bond Movie:On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969)

Synopsis:

Ruby Bartlett was one of the “angels of death” at Blofeld’s swiss clinic. She had been brought there to cure a chicken allergy, but was in fact being hypnotized by Blofeld as part of a plot to spread a crop virus around the country. When she first met Bond, disguised as Sir Hillary Bray, she discreetly wrote her room number in lipstick on his thigh, so that he could meet her later that night.

Angela Scoular

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Francoise Therry1 – 6 – 0255 – 8 – 1077
Chew Mee

Actress:Francoise Therry
Nationality:French
Bond Movie:The Man with the Golden Gun (1974)

Synopsis:

Chew Mee was a mistress of businessman Hai Fat. While visiting Hai Fat, Bond first saw sight of her while she was swimming naked in the palaces’ pool. Bond asked how the water was, and Chew Mee responded that he should come in and find out. Chew Mee had only a brief appearance, and Bond didn’t make it into the pool.

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Match 2

Cassandra Harris (Countess Lisl von Schlaf) vs (1) Barbara Bach (Anya Amasova)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Cassandra Harris2 – 5 – 0429 – 21 – 777
Countess Lisl von Schlaf

Actress:Cassandra Harris
Nationality:Australian
Bond Movie:For Your Eyes Only (1981)

Synopsis:

Countess Lisl von Schlaf was the mistress of Milos Columbo, a Greek smuggler. Columbo asked Lisl to stage an argument with him at dinner, as an excuse for her to go off with Bond, to discover some information about him. Lisl and Bond spent the night together, and got on quite well. They went for a walk on the beach the next morning, and Lisl was tragically killed by henchman Locque.

Cassandra Harris

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
(1) Barbara Bach7 – 0 – 01484 – 8 – 197
Anya Amasova

Actress:Barbara Bach
Nationality:American
Bond Movie:The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)

Synopsis:

Anya Amasova, code name ‘Triple X’, was a KGB agent working under General Gogol. She had the same mission as Bond, to retrieve stolen microfilms for a submarine tracking system. After half co-operating and half getting in the way of each other, Bond and Amasova meet their bosses at the Egyptian HQ, who tell them that MI6 and the KGB are now co-operating, and the two should work together.

Barbara Bach

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Bond Girlathon Friday : Results from 3/6/2026 : New Matches for 3/13/2026

This is my application for a permanent Intern position. I hope I qualify.

Results from 3/6/2026

Honor BlackmanNo PreferenceZena Marshall
130059

Shirley EatonNo PreferenceEunice Gayson
116067

New Matches for 3/13/2026

Match 1

(14) Tania Mallet (Tilly Masterson) vs (9) Lana Wood (Plenty O’Toole)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
(14) Tania Mallet4 – 1 – 0623 – 4 – 423
Tilly Masterson

Actress:Tania Mallet
Nationality:English
Bond Movie:Goldfinger (1964)

Synopsis:

Tilly Masterson tried to assassinate Auric Goldfinger in revenge for the death of her sister Jill. With her poor marksmanship, she missed and almost shot Bond, who took a sharp interest in her. Bond caught up with Tilly again and foiled another of her attempts to kill Goldfinger. In the process, the two were chased by Goldfinger’s hitmen, and Tilly was killed by Oddjob’s steel rimmed hat.

Tania Mallet

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
(9) Lana Wood4 – 1 – 0694 – 2 – 389
Plenty O’Toole

Actress:Lana Wood
Nationality:American
Bond Movie:Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Synopsis:

Plenty O’Toole was a gold digger from Las Vegas. She helped a man gamble at the craps table, but when he lost all of his money, she lost interest. She turned to leave, but went back after hearing James Bond ask for $10,000 in chips. She helped Bond play craps, and after winning $50,000, she went back to Bond’s suite. Bond girl Tiffany Case was waiting there for Bond, and some mobsters threw Plenty out of the window into the pool below.

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Match 2

Nadja Regin (Bonita) vs Lola Larson (Bambi)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Nadja Regin0 – 5 – 0227 – 22 – 661
Bonita

ctress:Nadja Regin
Nationality:Serbian
Bond Movie:Goldfinger (1964)

Synopsis:

In the exciting pre-title sequence of Goldfinger, Bond foils the plots of a heroin baron and blows up his operations with plastic explosives. Before leaving, Bond takes care of some unfinished business, to have a bath with Bonita. The excursion turns out to be a trap, as Bonita seduces Bond so that a henchman can knock him unconscious. Bond sees the reflection in Bonita’s eyes, and she gets knocked on the head while the henchman is electrocuted in the bath. “Shocking. Positively shocking” Bond remarks before leaving the room.

Nadja Regin

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Lola Larson0 – 5 – 0135 – 14 – 712
Bambi

Actress:Lola Larson
Nationality:American
Bond Movie:Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Synopsis:

Bambi and Thumper were the two gymnastic bodyguards holding Willard Whyte prisoner in his Las Vegas villa. When Bond enters to rescue Whyte, he meets Bambi and Thumper, who introduce themselves, and then take it in turns to attack Bond, somewhat playfully.

Lola Larson

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Bond Girlathon Wednesday : Results from 3/4/2026 : New Matches for 3/11/2026

We continue to March on. What Madness.

Results from 3/4/2026

(2) Diana RiggNo Preference(11) Madelaine Smith
170099
(7) Britt EklandNo PreferenceGloria Hendry
26614

New Matches for 3/11/2026

Match 1

(8) Jane Seymour (Solitaire) vs (15) Maud Adams (Andrea Anders, Octopussy)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
(8) Jane Seymour5 – 1 – 01004 – 6 – 582
Solitaire

Actress:Jane Seymour
Nationality:English
Bond Movie:Live and Let Die (1973)

Synopsis:

Solitaire was a psychic tarot card reader working for heroin baron Dr. Kananga. She predicted the movements of James Bond and other men who posed a threat to their operations. Solitaire was practically imprisoned by Kananga as he knew that, like her mother, she would lose her psychic gift if she were to make love. When first meeting Bond, Solitaire drew the lovers card, predicting the fate of her and Bond. Indeed, Solitaire soon lost her powers, and became a target of Kananga’s wrath.

Jane Seymour

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
(15) Maud Adams5 – 2 – 01041 – 10 – 495
Andrea Anders
Octopussy

Actress:Maud Adams
Nationality:Swedish
Bond Movie:The Man with the Golden Gun (1974)

Synopsis:

Miss Anders was the girlfriend of Francisco Scaramanga, the $1 million a shot assassin, the man with the golden gun. She sent a golden bullet to MI6 with 007 engraved on the side, so that it would be thought that Scaramanga had Bond on his hit list. Miss Anders was hoping that Bond would respond to the threat and kill Scaramanga, freeing her from his possession. However, Scaramanga learnt of her betrayal and shot her through the heart.

Actress:Maud Adams
Nationality:Swedish
Bond Movie:Octopussy (1983)

Synopsis:

Octopussy ran an all-women floating island, the girls of which were acrobats for a circus that was a front for a jewellery smuggling operation. She was a partner in crime with Kamal Khan, who stole the jewellery for himself and tried to kill Octopussy. Octopussy saved Bond’s life, and Bond repaid the debt by saving hers. After killing Khan, Bond and Octopussy sail into the sunset, with the acrobat girls rowing for them.

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Match 2

Carmen du Sautoy (Saida) vs Catherine Schell (Nancy)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Carmen du Sautoy1 – 6 – 0296 – 26 – 1057
Saide

Actress:Carmen du Sautoy
Nationality:English
Bond Movie:The Man with the Golden Gun (1974)

Synopsis:

Saida was a Lebanese belly dancer, and the ex-lover of agent 002, Bill Fairbanks. When Fairbanks is found dead, Bond visits Saida to find out what happened. Saida mentions that she found the bullet that killed Fairbanks and now uses it as a lucky charm belly button. Bond tries to casually steal the bullet, but after getting hit on the back by the club bouncer, he swallows it by mistake.

Carmen du Sautoy

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Catherine Schell2 – 4 – 0447 – 12 – 957
Nancy

Actress:Catherine Schell
Nationality:Hungarian
Bond Movie:On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969)

Synopsis:

After sneaking into Ruby Bartlett’s room in the swiss clinic, Bond had returned to his own room. He said to himself in the mirror, “Hilly, you old devil”, before noticing that another patient, Nancy, had snook into his room. Being the only man in the clinic, Bond had attracted the fancy of several of the girls.

Catherine Schell

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Bond Girlathon Friday : Results from 2/27/2026 : New Matches for 3/6/2026

Down to the “Z” and then back to the top.

Results from 2/27/2026

Ursula AndressNo PreferenceMartine Beswick
161450

Daniela BianchiNo PreferenceAliza Gur
169048

New Matches for 3/6/2026

Match 1

(12) Honor Blackman (Pussy Galore) vs Zena Marshall (Miss Taro)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
(12) Honor Blackman4 – 1 – 0632 – 14 – 340
Pussy Galore

Actress:Honor Blackman
Nationality:English
Bond Movie:Goldfinger (1964)

Synopsis:

The evocatively named Pussy Galore was an original Ian Fleming character from the novel. Ms. Galore ran a flying circus of female pilots, who were hired by Auric Goldfinger to fly over Fort Knox and gas the soldiers, so that Goldfinger could break in to the gold vault.

Honor Blackman

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Zena Marshall1 – 4 – 0355 – 7 – 609
Miss Taro

Actress:Zena Marshall
Nationality:English
Bond Movie:Dr. No (1962)

Synopsis:

Miss Taro was a spy working for the villainous Dr. No. She got herself a job at government house in Kingston, Jamaica, so that she could steal secret files detailing Dr. No and Crab Key Island. She invited Bond to her house for dinner, where she laid a trap for his assassination. However, Bond smelled something was fishy and got his men to arrest Miss Taro so he could lay a trap for the assassin.

Zena Marshall

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Match 2

(15) Shirley Eaton (Jill Masterson) vs Eunice Gayson (Sylvia Trench)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
(15) Shirley Eaton3 – 2 – 0573 – 14 – 355
Jill Masterson

Actress:Shirley Eaton
Nationality:English
Bond Movie:Goldfinger (1964)

Synopsis:

Jill Masterson was the scantly dressed girl who used binoculars and an ear piece to help Auric Goldfinger cheat at cards. Bond caught her at the game, and together they blackmailed Goldfinger into losing his money. After enjoying a few bottles of Dom Perignon with Bond, Masterson was killed by Goldfinger’s henchman Oddjob, in revenge for her betrayal. Bond awoke to find her covered from head to toe in gold paint.

Shirley Eaton

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Eunice Gayson3 – 2 – 0329 – 27 – 496
Sylvia Trench

Actress:Eunice Gayson
Nationality:English
Bond Movie:Dr. No (1962)
From Russia With Love (1963)

Synopsis:

Sylvia Trench introduced herself in the opening scene of Dr. No as “Trench. Sylvia Trench”, which Bond then mimicked with his now trademark “Bond. James Bond”. Trench was Bond’s girlfriend for the first two films, with a running joke that Bond was called away on a mission just as things were heating up.

Eunice Grayson

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