Good call. That’s sure to stop ’em. Boy, when they see that, it’s like Allah himself is commanding them.
Gee, that ought to work for guns, too, don’t you think? We could try it around schools to guarantee our kid’s safety.
Why didn’t we think of this before? We could even extend the zone to 1000 feet around the school. That’s plenty. If you find yourself walking in there with a gun, you’ll think to yourself, “Self, you’re within 1000 feet of that school with a gun. You’re not supposed to be there. Turn back now or someone in that school will be really, really upset with you even though they’re not armed. You don’t like it when people are upset with you.” And you’re turn around and walk out because… you’re basically a good person… with a gun… in a gun-free zone… near a school… with no way to protect itself… from people like you.
Joining these two should be a sign on all government buildings: Intelligence free zone-no actual brain cells were used in anything created or achieved by this office. Such things are strictly forbidden and punishable by law.
Don’t you know…you do not tell Our Leader what to do…He tells YOU. (What, you want to have federal agents from AttackWatch kicking in your door in the middle of the night?)
If Our Leader-and His representatives- say “guns are bad, m’kay”, then, guns are bad. Guns will walk themselves into schools, theatres, or shopping malls and begin wreaking wanton havoc upon anyone in the vicinity and because of that known fact, “nobody needs more than ten rounds to kill a deer” using a “weapon of war”.
Which means also surrendering the slingshots, crossbows or trebuchets which hunters use in the efforts to bag their limit.
We should be grateful that our government cares so much as to relieve us of so much personal responsibility and never forget to not go beyond one’s humble, proletarian station in life.
Be careful where you put that sign…. it looks like of like a picture of Allah and that tends to make Jihadists mad for some reason. It is entirely possible they will gang up and have multiple people blow themselves up while grabbing the sign to make sure Allah isn’t offended by his own picture.
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