Send Obama to Debtors Prison

Posted on January 15, 2013 1:00 pm

So if you were for some stupid reason clinging to the idea that Obama might actually do something useful with the deficit, Obama was sure to dispel that idea with his press conference yesterday when he blamed our nation’s credit downgrade not on the spending but on Congress being too slow to authorize him to spend more. And as many people have pointed out, Obama once said raising the debt ceiling would make us a deadbeat, but now says not raising it makes us a deadbeat. So when was Obama speaking the truth and when was he being a political opportunist? Answer: He’s always been a moron; never listen to him about anything.

In a just world, Obama wouldn’t have the power to spend even one dollar of our money, but it’s not a just world. So we’ll just have to work towards one day locking him and all his cronies in prison forever for how they’ve handled our nation and our money. Of course, we’ll probably be pretty broke by then and not have money to keep them in prison, but if someone started a “Keep Obama in Prison” charity, I’d donate.

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8 Responses to “Send Obama to Debtors Prison”

  1. Jimmy says:

    There are no more “debtors prisons,” Frank. But for him, we could sure start one.

  2. Carpenter says:

    You gotta wonder why GOD is allowing this to happen. Obama is turning the USA into the former communist Soviet Union. He is following in Joseph Stalin’s footsteps and the Demo-Commie Liberals LUV him unconditionally. Obama is destroying America and the entire worlds economy is suffering because of Barry the Kenyan Bolshevik who in reality is not even legally the President of the USA!

    So why GOD? Why? What did we do to deserve Obama?

  3. plentyobailouts says:

    @Carpenter — So why GOD? Why? What did we do to deserve obama? teddy kennedy and jane fonda

    Since we will be broke and can’t open a debtor’s prison, I guess we will just have to rename the mexi-cannon.

    Gun control will certainly reduce the deficit!

  4. Son of Bob says:

    Unfortunately, all this is taking place on “Ferris Boehner’s Day Off.”

  5. can of spam says:

    As much as it’s fun to blame Obama for the whole thing, Congress — and the House, specifically — is in charge of spending. They need to find their collective balls and cut spending to a sustainable level. 2008 levels +2% increase per year grows the budget slower than revenues, which in turn cuts the deficit and eventually turns it into a surplus. That the GOP simply doesn’t do this and draw the line in the sand saying “not one penny more” shows how hopeless the idea of getting the beast under control is.

  6. Jimmy says:

    “collective balls,” can of spam? They couldn’t scrape together enough ball fragments in Congress to fill a specimen cup, even if they wanted to.

  7. Writer says:

    Treat him like the French did in their prisons before their revolution.
    Drop each of them in their own hole and continue to feed them as long as their families pay for their food.

  8. TiminAL says:

    @2 – where’s Ed the Pastor when you need him? So, I’ll punt. God gave us free will. As such, less of us exercised said will to vote TFG out. Thus, we have no one to blame than us for not working to increase the “right” turnout. As a result, we are left to hope (and Pray) that we can survive the next four assaultive years. Gird. Your. Loins.

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