Now you can have Ninja in a can! Will terrors ever cease?
Bill of INDC Journal wanders among the muckadoos in DC so you don’t have to.
Uh-oh, flashbacks to the first episode of Alias…
Here’s a cool video of the full theme song to Team America (which wasn’t even played to its entirety in the credits). WARNING: Just as raunchy as the movie… and filled with mindless patriotism!
Now screw you guys; I’m going to play videogames. I may have a big (blogging) announcement over the weekend, though.
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Woohoo! I finally did it! I was afraid to take the time to press that shift key, even, and it didn’t crash FireFox when I clicked on Comments(0)! Rock, rock on!
Raunchy? Mindlessly patriotic? Hey, that’s me!
Frank,
Regarding the Ninja in a can, it’s much worse than you think!!!
Go to the page and look in the lower-left corner. Definitive proof of an unholy ninja-monkey alliance!
God help us all.
why can’t i see the video?
pouts
big blogging announcement… happy dance?
Frank, you’d better use cheat codes to finish Half Life 2 or you’re not going to be finished by the end of this weekend. 😉
Hey, I can’t see the video either!
Rumsfeld is staying! Rumsfeld is staying!
It’s no happy dance, but was that a blurry Frank J whaling on that broom guitar in the video?
GO SKINS!
I’m on RR,and the video still won’t load.What’s up with this,Frank? You wouldn’t be trying to hoodoo us,would ya,pilgrim? Ah hell,it ain’t your site,not your fault.I just like to complain.
patriotism > mindless, not ever
that was supposed to be left and right, but never came out that way, sorry. how about this,
patriotism != mindless
That’s true,Heidi.Excessive patriotism can lead to mindless nationalistic fanaticism.It’s a possibility,yes,but the average flag waving,proud American? Never. The libs would love us to believe we are such,though.But then again,the closest liberals get to “patriotism” is the empty moo goo gai pan and veggie pizza cartons they leave laying around their lairs (oops,I meant homes) for 4 days.
I find no coincedence that commie sympathizers prefer Chinese food over Bubba Burgers 10-1 (My own made up figure,but likely close to truth). 🙂
Just found your site today, Frank, and I’ve just spent some time in your archives. I must say, you are definitely the king of blog humor, and I will be voting for imao as the “best humor blog” every 24 hours from every computer I have contact with.
Just wanted to say thanks. 🙂
OMG! found a Ninja with a page at Myspace!
http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=77255&Mytoken=20041202051530
Can’t find the video, but the MP3 is here:
http://www.shenaniganz.org/archives/000774.html
big blogging announcement preview (i hope)…sarahk gets her 100,000th hit….news at 11….
An announcement?
Does this have anything to do with the process to define the initiative to investigate a procedure to study the feasibility of forming a committee to plan the Happy Dance?
Found the link:
http://www.craptv.com/coop/aaaamerica2.swf
Please update your post, Frank.
Jason, it’s worse yet. They have a whole crack team of monkeys! See their World Domination Plan!