(A Filthy Lie)
Some of you may have seen this Day By Day cartoon and wondered, “Why does Glenn Reynolds have an alien living at his house?”
Turns out it’s not REALLY an alien. It’s Phin, from Phin’s Blog.
It’s all part of Glenn’s plan to destroy any bloggers who might threaten his rulership of the blogosphere. His first target, naturally, was IMAO. After all, it WAS Frank J. who first exposed his puppy-blending habit.
So he hired Phin, who – bitter at not being invited to join IMAO – agreed to use his awesome photoshopping powers to destroy IMAO once and for all.
With dreams of vengeance twisting his mind, he developed an image so inhumanly revolting that a single glance would send any IMAO reader screaming into the night, clawing at his eyes, never to return again to the now-accursed URL of www.imao.us.
The only way to defeat Evil Glenn’s foul plot is to not view the extended entry…
Aren’t you glad you didn’t click?
On the bright side, Phin has been captured and now faces punishment for his crimes against humanity.
Phin has been punished.
Sorry you had to see that.
That is just SOOOOOO wrong.
Hmmm, if I’m already messed up enough that I enjoy what I see and read on IMAO normally how was that supposed to bother me? Shouldn’t being an IMAO reading be enough to protect oneself from that? It did make my eyes hurt this early in the morning.
Do we get free white canes and guide dogs with that ????
Ya know, all of this is very confusing. And now my eyes are watering, and it’s definitely not tears of joy.
My eyes!!! They burn!!!
Frank J…. not enough clothing… arrrrgh!!!!
yaaak
Funny, I don’t remember eating that…