Tomorrow will be the first anniversary of the announcement of Yasser Arafat’s death.
Looking back, the entire circus surrounding the old terrorist’s corpse screaming “WHERE ARE THE NUMBERS FOR THE BANK ACCOUNTS?” at his deaf, dead ears was a laugh-riot.
So, how will you be celebrating?
Ill celebrate by yelling, “FIRST”
i celebrated by buying Dead Sea Salts scrub from an Israeli girl at the mall today. i told her that i’m waiting for the Palestinians to stop blowing stuff up before i take Frank over there.
I’ve declared Arafat’s death “Kill a terrorist day” so I’ll kill any I see.
Alucard, do you have your Koran (or pseudo Koran is okay)? You know, for defiling purposes, so that you can root out the, umm, terroristically inclined people.
We’re having a pig roast and a game of Koran hockey. It’s kind of like street hockey with no nets. Basically you just drink beer and hit it with a stick from time to time. When pages fall out they become napkins.
Seeing as it’s also Guy Fawkes day here in NZ as well, I’ll be lighting fireworks attached to Hamas members. Then I shall drink Guiness out of his skull.
I’ll deflower his 72 virgins
Arafat got no virgins. He didn’t die a martyrs death, hence, no virgins. I guess he figured 72 virgins weren’t worth dying for. How many younger men was he willing to sacrifice for his corrupt goals though. Truly, he was a coward’s coward.
Brad,
Yeah, I’m gonna try to flush it down the toilet; failing to do so, I’ll tell people I did it anyway. I’ve also heard that terrorists hate pigs, even representations of one, so I’ll make sure to carry a bag of pork rinds to ward them off.
I think I’ll drink a beer. But hwy93’s idea ain’t so bad either.
I would celebrate by nuking a DUmmy for being too stupid to understand metaphors.
At this point it is technically tomorrow – I’m celebrating with a stiff drink and a donation to the DoD so they can put my name on a cruise missile for use in killing more anti-American anti-semetic terrorists! YAAAAAAA!
LJC – those 72 virgins ain’t women
I just thought you should know that some of your readers are idiots, Mr. Simon. For the past 3 months, whenever I read one of your posts, I thought I was reading something by Roger L. Simon. I have even commented on his site about your posts.
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One year ago…
Kerry had just conceded.
Next day, Arafat kicks the can.
Nov. 2004 was a good month.
I’ll celebrate by doing a little dance.
Koran hockey?? Count me in!
I call team captain!
I celebrated the actual event a year ago by writing a spoof of the “Dead Parrot” skit from the Monty Python troupe called “The Dead Arrafat skit”.
I need to get it up on a website someplace.
They should build a dance club over his grave.
I ate pizza, with pepperoni and sausage.
I plan to fire a gun indiscriminatly into the air while ululating and wearing laundry on my head. Basically another redneck night in Kentucky.
Yasser who?
I’ll go by Laurence’s place and see what Kofi has written in Yasser’s book to commemorate the occasion.
I can get my name on a cruise missile to kill terrorists! Where do I send the check? It’s the next best thing to being there.
//Arafat got no virgins. He didn’t die a martyrs death, hence, no virgins. I guess he figured 72 virgins weren’t worth dying for. // and //LJC – those 72 virgins ain’t women//
You guys are refering to the fact that he died of AIDS right? I think I shall wear a rainbow colored ribbon to celebrate—NOT!!!
That’s when I let out the little secret I replaced his eyes with mountain oysters before the burial.
Boy, is Allah going to be PO’d at YOU Yassir!
I’d like to organize a trip to the Middle East, whereupon I would pee on his grave.
BTW, 72 male virgins sounds like a VERY SHORT STAY in paradise.
Flushing a Koran down the toilet? Maybe in Canada! I can’t flush … ya know … what I’m SUPPOSED to flush down there without it getting all plugged. What kind of illegal toilets do they have down there in Gitmo?
Hmmmm.
I kept thinking that Gitmo must have some pretty impressive johns down there.
Nothing says “So long Arafat, ya bumb!” Like a nice cigar.