Some of you know that I write a lot of 100 word stories at a site called 100 Words Or Les Nessman. The small group of “House Writers” post up stories based on a daily theme, and they rotate theme-selection duties.
Visitors are welcome to post their own 100 word stories in the comments. Sort of like an Iron Chef kind of thing, only that people in the audience will sometimes reach into their purses for their hibachis and starter ingredients.
Anyway, today’s theme is of some concern:
Everybody loves them, or is that hates them, or whatever.
Without referencing ANY of the Planet of the Apes movies, my son wonders what would happen if the world was ruled by monkeys?
Monkeys? Ruling the world?
You won’t let that happen, Frank, right? No nasty, smelly monkeys are going to take over the world on your watch?
I really don’t want to start sucking my thumb again. My wife threw out the old sucky-thumb-stopping oven mitt and I don’t want to ruin another one because I’m scared that monkeys will take over the world.
I’d… I’d… I’d rather see the world ruled by Democrats and liberls before monkeys.
You’ve got a plan for stopping that too, Frank?
Frank?
I can live with the monkeys ruling the world, slip them a few piece fruit to overlook you. Dems and Libs on the other hand I forsee United States as wasteland run by United Nations. Scary
If the world were ruled by a million monkeys typing on a million computers, it would look a lot like the WWW does now.
Muhwuhahahaha!
Watch out for flying feces!
Monkeys, Dems, what’s the difference?
Actually, monkeys might be better than Democrats since there’s at least a chance that they could get something right…
I don’t think the Dems know yet how to fling feces effectively, either.
Really? Democrats over Monkeys?
If 10,000 democrats sat at 10,000 typewriters, they still couldn’t produce tax-cut legislation.
Mike,
You are just mean-spirited and mean and I think you are just a big fat stupid head bully and I am going to tell the FCC that you are spreading hate speech you big fat meanie.
signed,
a peace-loving progressive who is smarter than you stupid republicans.
I’d rather be stupid than wrong.
Geez George,
When I posted as “whineylib” I thought my parody of a lib’s idiocy would be evident. I think this demonstrates pretty clearly that most of their posts (here or elsewhere) are so incoherent they cannot be parodied.
Monkeys are far easier to deal with .. you can get in a lot of trouble for spanked a democrat, no matter how much fun it might be [never do it myself you understand].
Ps. Dang it! I typed in the number wrong! Does that make me evil? Lately, I’ve barely got the energy for ‘naughty’, but I do try to live up to my billing.
The signature was the only thing that tipped me off. However, just because something is a parody does not mean I will not take advantage of the opportunity to utter profound words of wisdom.
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