The French riots continue today, and, as much as we’d like to help our frenemies, we’re busy. Still, it’s alarming that the riots are starting to spill out of France into Belgium. At his rate, by the end of the month all of Europe will be caught in riots.
So, how do we keep the riots from reaching America?
Luckily, there is an ocean between us and Europe (if you don’t believe me, try and find a map of the world using Google). Still, we should now make sure that any boat reaching our shores or plane landing on our… uh… land does not contain rioters. We should have people with like guns and badges in charge of this. Shiny badges. It is time to take this seriously before our own citizenry get infected with riotousness.
And, as always, if any government official wants to give me a badge, I promise to abuse my power to the betterment of the American people.
Heh.
You’re funny.
Is it the French rioting? I thought it was “youths.”
Look Frank, you’re letting me down. This is your big “French Riots” post? it’s only a few paragraphs.
This whole riot thing seems right up your alley. You should have written some short story involving about the riots by now, where the US saves the French again, and then the French pretend that half of them were members of a secret undergrand resistance against the rioters, after the rioting is over and everyone is safe.
Come on, I need silliness! And quick! These riots have gone on so long … I’m actually starting to feel sorry for the French, instead of hating them!
I was hard on you. I apoligize. Don’t cry! No please, I didn’t mean it! It was a joke! Hey, what are you doing Sarah? What is that in your … AHHHHH!
This looks like a real good chance for “Know Thy Enemy” post about rioters.
Is the frenemy or my frenemy, my frenemy?
or = of
Phat,
Not a bad idea.
monkey,
You can never be sure with frenemies. Saddam was a frenemy of the French, but he was our enemy.
Shiny badges? We don’t need no shiny badges!
They are saying sauerkraut may stop bird flu,so maybe it would work on the rioting. I’m not sure what you are supposed to do with the sauerkraut.
If birds with the flu eat the sauerkraut there could be quite a mess. ugh!
Ah, let me help you with the sauerkraut thing. You see, when the French smell sauerkraut, they instinctively think of Germans and flee the streets as they expect a well organized army of goosesteppers to come marching by. Riot problem solved. Vive le sauerkraut!
as long as your abuse is for our betterment, abuse away. just remember, you can abuse your nose and you can abuse your friends, but you can’t abuse your friends nose.
There has to an In My World somewhere here about effite French males unable to defend themselves against muslims, Frank!
Badges? We don’t need no steenkin’ badges!