Who trashes a wedding? Liberals are such trolls these days, hiding in darkness under their bridges, running from any sunlight that shines through, and gnashing their teeth and stomping their feet at the thought of any happiness. If a chocolate gun made poor TBogg wet his pants in fright, then it’s good SarahK didn’t go through with her originally plan of having a holster in place of a garter.
Weddings should make people happy, so everyone go over and try and cheer up poor TBogg. Frank J. and SarahK are wed and there is one less Tookie in the world, so all should rejoice. Beckon the troll from under his bridge and tell him to frolic in the meadows and chase the butterflies. Yay!
BTW, when did IMAO go from unfunny to painfully unfunny? In the Weblog Awards, we’re like eighth place or something (remember: you can vote every 24 hours). I don’t mind losing badly to a professional like Scott Adams, but who the hell is Jesus’ General? As for Best Podcast, we’re hopelessly behind MuggleCast but still have a chance for second place. As a bid for more votes, while there will be no new podcast until January, I will post some new audio later today.
Nice pluralization of a singular (“an” turned into “they”) on your “Religious Perspective” post. That’s the true mark of a genius; the lazy misuse of the English language. Oh, it sounds like the murder of Stanley Williams made you happier than any wedding could. That should mkae you proud; your acceptance of sadism.
Grammar policing poor spacemonkey no make you happy, Blogsy. You be happy!
Hee-hee. GFWs are funny.
Hey, “My Groom’s Cake…” posted by Frank J.? I didn’t know Frank J. had a groom…
Frank, when are you going to learn that the only way a hippie can enjoy a wedding is if it involves two dudes and lots of dope.
How come nobody ever mentions ME?
I too am painfully unfunny!!
:: shakes fist ::
RWD
No, ducky, you’re just some dumb cracker, ‘cording to commenters.
and you dont post on your own blog at all RWD!
I relish being unfunny.
I relish hot dogs. I mustard them too.
Blogsy McBlog, that doesn’t make me proud any more than misspelling “mkae” should ‘mkse’ you proud. Thanks for showing us all the proper way to ‘mkae’ our spelling mistakes when publicly critiquing another’s grammer.
z,
I do post at my own site. At least I did until i switched hosting companies.
Besides, rightwingduck.net is merely an archive of my writing. Or will be when I get around to it.
Someone’s jealous, that’s all.
I agree that this was in very poor taste. I hope only the best for you both!
Blenster
What was that a cheesecake? It looked like it had strawberries around it. What do they have against cheesecake?
RightWingDuck is not a “dumb cracker”, he’s a “dumb qwacker”!!!!
🙂
Hey Frank,
where there actually ninjas in the rafters after all??
TBogg’s post reminded me of this joke. I hope I didn’t hear it here first, because if I steal somebody’s material, I would like to credit them for it.
Q: How many liberals does it take to change a light bulb?
A: THAT’S NOT FUNNY!
Hee. Hee, hee. Haw haw haw. Bwahahaha. I crack myself up.
Mountain Mama = viaveritasanima@…
Hmm… “By truth, life”. Interesting on a philosophical level.
BTW, great cake, Frank. I may make one for my Criminal Justice teacher (What, me bribe?)
In closing…
MMM, chocolate firearms drool
/Homer
Uhhh Frank I think it was good for you that she didn’t go through with the holster idea. Remember this !!! dead! Frank! dead! !!!
They’re only upset that the chocolate gun wasn’t shown disassembled, in a locking case, and stored separately from the chocolate ammo in a UN peacekeeping facility.
Or they’d just have you change it to a chocolate tree being hugged by chocolate hippies, next to a chocolate replica of “the mystery machine”
Honestly, I tried finding something even remotely funny about this blog (other than the poor grammar, of course). I found nothing; of course, conservative white people are about as funny as a pile of pencil shavings in person, so I don’t know why any of that would change over the medium of a blog (it takes empathy to be funny). Whatever; keep laughing about the murder of Stanley Williams, or your cake, or whatever it is that conservative white people think is funny…
Hello! McBlog! (rapping on your forehead)
I can tell you’re a laugh a minute. A regular riot!
BTW, anyone who hasn’t visited the thread on TBogg’s site should. It’s pretty funny at times, and if you read past the bitter stuff, you’ll see some decent folks on both sides of the political aisle who like to poke fun…in good fun and without the bile.
“Conservative white people”??
Uh… RWD… do you have something you want to tell us?
Frank and Sarah,
I’m so sorry. Obviously my first point should have been:
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Praise the Lord and live a happy life 🙂
Oh, and enjoy the cruise.
it got painfully unfunny about the time when it became a group blog
and when IMW became less frequent
Hmmmm, labeling all white male conservatives as unfunny. I don’t know about you but the tolerance demonstrated by that just makes me happy!
“Did you ever think that maybe you are in 8th place because your stupid blog is NOT FUNNY?”
You forgot to mention that there are only 7 humor blogs on the entire internet.
…and quit staring at Sarah’s bazookas!
Bob in Feenicks… you sound like you may be the type to spend a lot of time around 24th and Camelback…