I want to be on my honeymoon!
Well, just have to make it to Saturday, and then two weeks with my love, SarahK.
Now where’s that friggin’ birth certificate (who could believe I’m not American?)? If they don’t let me on my cruise, this blog will turn to exclusively trashing Disney.
Umm, congratulations…
And good luck…with the birth certificate.
If you can’t find it, just explain to them that it will cause an international dispute if they dont let you on.
Just tell them your gay. Disney has a history of trying to make gay people happy.
hwy93,
I don’t want to be made happy the way gay people are made happy.
Best of luck and enjoy your honeymoon! We’ll miss you around here. Well, I will. I can’t speak for everyone else…
Ah, the wonders of marital bliss frustrated by the obtrusion of stagnate beaurocracy. May you make it to your honeymoon with all speed, my friend.
But if you feel like bashing Disney anyway, go ahead! They’ve swindled me out of enough money keeping my kids entertained as it is…I’m beginning to believe that the antichrist will turn out to be the spawn of an unholy union between Satan and one of the Disney princesses or something like that.
//Just tell them your gay. Disney has a history of trying to make gay people happy.//
Why should Disney work extra hard to make happy people even happier?? That’s not fair!!
(psssst…Mom, that’s not what “gay” means)
But aren’t gay people already happy? Isn’t that what that means…or am I horribly deluded?????
Does it need to be a birth certificate? Or would a passport work? That’s what we used on our cruise last summer.
RightWingConspirator,
Of course it would, but, like most Americans, I don’t have a passport. And a certified birth certificate is required to get one.
Oh…well, then that sucks. I guess I take mine for granted (I’m an army brat, I’ve always had one)
Good luck finding your birth certificate, and I hope you two have fun on your honeymoon!
well if you dont get it explain how the ninjas ambushed you but didnt kill you because they wanted your pin number and birth cetificate