That’s right, folks. You thought we were just going to twiddle our thumbs while Frank and Sarah were on their honeymoon cruise with Donald and Goofy and Isaac the Bartender.
You were wrong. So very wrong.
Just like other essential services, such as hospitals and Honey Baked Ham franchises, we Jews are well known for manning the phones and reception desks so you Christians can go celebrate your hand-me-down altered Pagan mass over-commercialized present-exchange celebration of Jesus’ birth. (Whom we didn’t kill, darn it!)
The same goes for the IMAO podcast, although I don’t think there’s anything about going off to sip Mai Tais on the Princess Jasmine Deck with The Seven Dwarves in any of the Gopsels. (I think Matthew said something about them, but my Book ends at Malachi for some weird reason.)
So, I slapped together a last minute script, twisted a few arms, kept Ducky’s insulin out of reach until he cried Uncle, and it looks like we’re a go.
Now, I’m not one to brag or voluntarily participate in criminal conspiracies for less than 40% of the take, but it’s going to be a podcast you can gather the whole family around the fire for. Ever year, you’ll play it over and over like “The ACLU Lawyer Who Stole Christmas” or “We’re Out Of X-Box 360s, Charlie Brown” or “I Didn’t Kill Those People I Murdered” with Tookie Williams.
Or is it Brian Williams of NBC?
So let the sugar-plums dance in your heads, tuck yourselves in tight, and please be patient. Despite having recorded 286 of my own 100 word stories, this is the first itme I’ve actually mixed a podcast together.
Production values? Isn’t that a platform of the Green Party or something?
Now where’s the button in Audacity for a star-wipe…

I guess I should continue my campaign of shameless self-promotion by plugging the latest Shire Network News podcast, which includes a segment where I’ve read aloud the shametful truth about the Holocaust segment you read here a few days ago (which Jay Tea will probably accuse me of lifting from one of his own posts).
SNN is also calling for contributions of Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanza, and any other holiday greetings.
Remember… in the event of a catastrophic failure of IMAO’s Token Jew, another will be provided to IMAO by the Global Zionist Conspiracy.