This reminds me, should the principle of using irrational violence to discourage violence be called the “Frank J. Principle” or the “Nuke the Moon Principle.”
Also, I need to update that page’s template and probably date it for reference. Man, I wrote that way back when I was getting only 3 unique visits a day… and two of them were me.
Two ‘lanches in two days, sup wid ‘at?
It should be referred to as “The Frank J. Doctrine”. Someday it will be taught in schools alongside the Monroe Doctrine and the Bush Doctrine
I think it should be called the “Muhammad Principle”.
Oh, wait. You said “irrational violence to discourage violence”. Never mind.
A true clsssic.
I just can’t believe that the puppy blender gave you props!
One should always take PERSONAL credit for such EVIL GENIUS, before the AlGore does!
Still makes me laugh every time I read it. I should buy a tshirt and print up a bunch of flyers w/the manifesto on it ready to hand out to people puzzled by the shirt.
Why, it should be the “Frank J. ‘Nuke the Moon'” Principle, of course.
Also update the language. I think it’s “pwn the T-Shirt” these days.
I like the “Nuke the Moon” Principle, because I don’t want you to feel hemmed in by that as your one and only principle. Leave yourself some room for more and more principles. Don’t let your first, great Principle be the one that defines you. Didn’t work for Mark Hamil too well, did it?