Well, it looks like South Dakota is about to put the brakes on abortions. This means any of y’all planning on the “Get scraped and head to Mouth Rushmore for the weekend” package deal might want to adjust your itinerary.
May I suggest “Pick up some RU-486 and camp out in Yellowstone” as an alternative? There’s nothing like the soothing regularity of watching Old Faithful go off while you wait for your uterus to recover from the aspiration procedure.
Just make sure you don’t fall for the “Explore Big Bend and then let a Mexican in a trailer wirehanger your fetus” offer going around. There are some issues with regards to the cleanliness of the instruments as well as difficulty in crossing back and forth over the border.
Remember… if you’re going to kill your baby with an unnatural medical procedure, might as well make up for it while backpacking in the great outdoors and cherishing the natural legacy of this country.
just like frank’s d&x post earlier, i so want to laugh at this…
but i just can’t…
i can laugh at this part:
“as well as difficulty in crossing back and forth over the border”
LOL!
Actually, the water’s down. The real difficulty would be climbing the cliffs on the south side.
If its brain sucking, it wouldn’t work on repugs. You gotta go into the urethra to get at the brain of a repug baby.
I certainly favor 23rd trimester abortions (as measured by mental age)when it comes to Schmo.
In ANWR.
With a cheese grater.
What is Schmo’s problem? It seems like every article I read, he’s busy on the comment boards proving once again that liberals are happy, open minded, tolerant people. Except, of course, when it comes to ideas or humor they disagree with, at which point they become viscious, hateful, angry, bitter little trolls hell bent on misery and destruction. (Like feminists.)
Schmo, if you hate “repugs” so much, why do you visit IMAO? You’re like the liberal who hates Rush Limbaugh, but listens faithfully ever day.
Shmoe thinks he’s going ro make us sad or mad or something. Isn’t he sweet? yes he is, he is a sweet, sweet shmoe. Awwwwwww.
Everybody give Shmoe a big hug and kiss.
Hug, Kiss.
S ome
H omely
M oron
O bjecting to
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Schmoe has a self-abusive personality. He was raised by the public schools to be a good little communist, but a fragment of his subconscious is repulsed by this, and so he comes here to have his brains beaten with Meat Tenderizers of Truth.
I actually like reading his comments because it really sheds light on the problem with that type of thought, if you want to be generous and call it that.
The responses from schmo bring out others to comment, like “julie”, from the new t-shirt post, and I think it’s good to have them here now and again; it reminds all of us that in the face of political humor & wit, the truly absurd makes itself known.
Kinda like the ashes rising from the phoenix.
Schmo’s had some comments that I’m sure he thinks were scathing. Some were meant to draw out my anger. Most were just stupid, incoherent ramblings. All of them were funny to me because I know he thinks he’s besting me. I’m content to let him think so, because I believe he needs the victory.
This is redneck posting at it’s best, not sure if you are going for shock value or what–alarming at best and frankly pointless droning–
Hey, you know what? You’re right! Sounds like you’re too smart to waste any more time here…
Oh yeah; whoop whoop, yee-haw, git ‘r done, and so on.
Wow. Schmo sure told us, eh?
Aww, look everyone! The troll brought troll friends. Aren’t they cute. Just watch out they don’t take their hockey helmets off. We don’t want them injuring themselves while visiting this nice little blog.
Lisa needs to get laid, post haste. Can you folks start up a “Get Lisa Laid” telethon? I pledge 25 cents and a condom. I don’t think we need her breeding.
this is a big waste of time. they are trying to goad SCOTUS, with Roberts and Alito newly on board, into overturning Roe v. Wade. But all that will really happen is the district court will immediately declare the law unconstitutional, the Court of Appeals will uphold the decision with about a page of comment saying “Roe v. Wade is the law of the land, you ingnorant numbskulls,” and then SCOTUS will deny cert.
And it will be a GOOD thing for SCOTUS to deny cert, simply because there are still 5 pro-baby-murder votes on the bench. For all the whoopdedoo over Altio and abortion, the simple fact is that Justice Kennedy is pro-baby-murder and wrote the opinion in Planned Parenthood v. Casey.
If this does go to SCOTUS, then SCOTUS will just write a one-page per curiam opinion that says “Roe v. Wade is still the law of land, dumbass.”
Of course, there will be 4 dissents, including Roberts and Alito. But 4 dissents means about as much as the points on “Whose line is it anyway?”
Until one more true conservative is named to SCOTUS in place of either Stevens, Kennedy, Souter, Ginsburg, or Breyer, abortion is a done deal.
And if all 5 of those justices hang on at least until Bush is replaced in January, 2009, we run the risk of a “moderate” Republican replacement (cough McCain cough Giuliani cough cough) making sure that the next Justice will uphold baby-killing for another generation.