(A Filthy Lie)
Discovery Channel has a show called “Mythbusters” wherein special-effects experts Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman examine popular urban legends, constructing elaborate experiments to determine whether they have any basis in fact. For example, if you use a bullet in place of one of your truck’s fuses, can it go off and shoot you?
Recently, Adam & Jamie undertook one of their most intriguing investigations to date: Does the cuteness of a puppy actually effect its potency as an energy drink, as claimed by Glenn Reynolds?
First, test puppy A:
Wow! That’s one ugly puppy!
After thorough blending:
The beverage was fed to an anonymous test subject, known only as F.J:
Hmmm… doesn’t look too energetic…
Next, test puppy B:
Blend! Blend! Blend:
What does F.J. think about this one?
And there you have it folks, Glenn Reynolds was right: “the cuter the puppy, the better the energy drink”
Be sure to check out Mythbusters next week when they investigate whether worshipping Satan can make your crappy book rise to #1 at Amazon.
I feel sorry for FJ for having to drink that FIRST dog!
Wow! How much did it cost your little test to hire Topher Grace to be test subject FJ?
Glenn Reynolds has a book out?
How did I miss that?
The next thing you know you’ll tell me Sean Hannity has one out…
What’s with Glenn Reynolds Glasses. Is he trying to look like this guy
“Wow! How much did it cost your little test to hire Topher Grace to be test subject FJ?”
If Topher Grace were missing a few chromosomes. Were your parents brother and sister?
We are all Topher Grace, now.
Like my papa always said: “A cute blended puppy a day keeps the doctor away!”
(Sips straw…) Mm, Mm, Mm…that’s some good puppy!
(No…my father was not related to the hooded figure of Karl Rove…why do you ask???)
Mmmmmm. Puppies…
U guys r sick, I dont care if it was a joke. That is just NOT FUNNY. U all discust me!!! I’m gonna tell every1 what a crappy site this is.
How could you drink puppies! Has Glen Reynolds seen a Pedigree commercial. It says,”Puppys are for playing. Sleeping in a little cardboard box.” and I’m sure that they did not say dying in such pain like being blended to make an energy drink. I think the police should put Glen Reynolds to sleep(death)