Mike Wallace is saying that he will no longer be a regular correspondent on “60 Minutes.”
Tired of eating all that fiber, Mike?
Mike Wallace is saying that he will no longer be a regular correspondent on “60 Minutes.”
Tired of eating all that fiber, Mike?
Hey, it takes the elderly longer to learn the intricacies of Photoshop CS2.
Why, it’s taken him weeks to track down (i.e. create) photos of Jack Abramoff french-kissing Adolph Hitler while they both shake hands with President Bush at the Haliburton-built palace of Osama bin Laden.
I imagine Wallace, sitting upright, nursing a sippy cup filled with Glenlivet, dimly aware he needs a change. He’s reminiscing about his cub reporter days covering the Millard Fillmore White House and suddenly it comes to him; “I’ve been doing this for a really long time, and I still haven’t got it right. Maybe it’s time to relax, unwind, decompose. Sometimes it’s simply takes too much effort from too many doctors with IV medications to get me out of bed in the morning. Damn, need more Scotch. And where’s that nurse with a clean dity?”
Constipated.And a steady stream of crap.Typical Old Media standards.
And he’s probably still PO’d at whoever it was that spray-painted that “suntan” on him for his interview with Katie CarWreck. What was up with that?????