Nice one, but you know Hollywood Fred Thompson wears enough makeup for the whole cast.
And his red “pickup truck” is a prop just like the ruby slippers…
Fred Thompson Campaign Promise:
When elected he will put the talents of John Edwards to best possible use: By hanging him up in the Oval Office bathroom as an air freshener. Ahhh! powdery fresh air with the slight hint of feminine lilac!
And….
-The ruby slippers made his hips look too wide.
-The oil can was too heavy to lift.
-The flying monkeys kept swarming him screeching “No! That’s MY bitch!”
-He kept bugging Glenda about trying on her dress or loaning him the magic wand.
-Felt the Mayor of the Munchins looked too much like Mom.
for “not being butch enough to play a convincing Dorothy”.
too which john dorian edwards replied, “yeah, well, so’s your face!”
no wait, that doesn’t work, JD is tons manlier than john edwards….I apologize
John Edwards was rejected for the lead role in The Wizard of Oz for “not being butch enough to play a convincing Dorothy”.
he/she/it also wasn’t manly or brave enough to play the lion
Nice one, but you know Hollywood Fred Thompson wears enough makeup for the whole cast.
And his red “pickup truck” is a prop just like the ruby slippers…
Fred Thompson Campaign Promise:
When elected he will put the talents of John Edwards to best possible use: By hanging him up in the Oval Office bathroom as an air freshener. Ahhh! powdery fresh air with the slight hint of feminine lilac!
And….
-The ruby slippers made his hips look too wide.
-The oil can was too heavy to lift.
-The flying monkeys kept swarming him screeching “No! That’s MY bitch!”
-He kept bugging Glenda about trying on her dress or loaning him the magic wand.
-Felt the Mayor of the Munchins looked too much like Mom.
Michael Jackson beat up John Edwards for liking “The Wiz ” just a little bit too much. And for crashing his sleep overs with that Caulkin kid.
John Edwards looked at the Ruby Slippers and said that they should be thigh high leather boots with spike heels.
for “not being butch enough to play a convincing Dorothy”.
too which john dorian edwards replied, “yeah, well, so’s your face!”
no wait, that doesn’t work, JD is tons manlier than john edwards….I apologize