Ronin Profiles: Shimauma and Moonbunny

Shimauma and Moonbunny

Let’s meet some more IMAO readers. Today, it’s Shimauma and her daughter Moonbunny.


What’s the story behind your name? Well, my comic company that I’d started with my friends as a fifth grader was nameless. I, being the only one to notice this, came up with Moonbunny comics co. like ‘Marvel’ and ‘DC comics’ and it’s based on the ancient belief that there’s a bunny in the moon. I didn’t use it as an online name until my mother started doing so on IMAO. Shimauma adds: It’s also to do with Watership Down stories of Elhahara. That’s how we got the name for Moonbunny’s little sis, Hlaoroo.

Where do you live? I wanted to say Mordor, Middle Earth, but my mom says we live in a crappy blue state as ussjimmycarter can vouch for.
How old are you? Mom says I’m not allowed to tell…she’s really old though…and hits really hard.
Tell us briefly about yourself. I’m an observer/witness in the subtle (not) dramas of some highschool buddies, teetering on the edge of insanity, gaming, drawing, hitting things with sticks and writing …………..BALLOON!!!! Shimauma adds: She’s got a little sister and a cool dad that passed on all his gaming knowledge with the same reverence of a Mafia boss handing over the family dynasty.
Is your kung fu strong? My mom says no, she uses deodorant, but so far I’ve mastered the Katana, Wakizashi, Streetfighting, Archery, and I know how to shoot a gun and hit the target thingy.
How long have you been reading IMAO? ?__? Can’t ‘member, but Mom says she found it about 3-4 years ago when she was looking up mean things to say about Michael Moore.
What’s your favorite IMAO post? In My World because of Chomps eating hippies, and Rummy strangling hippies and Dubya’s being funny and beating up of that Reid guy. Mom likes Frank Art because it reminds her of stickfigure theater on something called liquid television.
What’s you favorite political issue? Lemon……
shimauma butting in: per the answer of a smart alecky teen, Socialized(government run) Education is a sore spot with me; give me a voucher for a charter school of my choice any day
Do you have a website? If so, briefly tell us about it. Shimauma answers: Our webpage is www.moonbunnyscomics.blogspot.com and was initially meant to just feature Moonbunny’s Zombie Squirrel comics, but I’ve been known to highjack it to post my right wing views or just to put up something silly, though I’m certain the comics have silly covered pretty good. Back to Moonbunny.
If you had Superman’s heat vision, how often would you use it? A lot. Heatafied vision is fun.


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17 Comments

  1. And here I thought I might be the only one on here still young enough to make references to what my mom says.
    Posted by: Hazel on July 25, 2007 09:41 PM
    I have to give her guidance or else she says goofy stuff like “Lemon”…I mean, what the hell was that??? She loves to pick on the global warming crowd and the “undocumented worker” topic, but to be silly she says “balloon” or “lemon”. Yeah, she’s definitely my kid.
    Thanks Shim for raising future heartless neocons with strong Kung Fu. Also, for the trip down memory lane with the Liquid Television reference. W00T!
    Posted by: DesertElephant on July 25, 2007 09:54 PM
    She was raised by military parents during the 8 years of the Clinton regime and throughout 9-11. She’s skipping that whole “love me-self” stage and going right to the common sense, “kick a$$” stage.
    IMAO: For all of your mean-things-to-say-about-liberals needs.
    Posted by: ZK on July 25, 2007 09:48 PM
    Oh I ask God to bless FrankJ for making this site often considering the crappy blue state we live in, otherwise I may have commited seppuku a long time ago with out “teh” humor to keep my head up.


  2. Well, ED, the word is Japanese, “shima” meaning striped, and “uma” meaning horse, in otherwords a zebra. I picked it for the most convoluted reasons. There’s some reference to Kill Bill and Dean Cain’s man parts that would bore you reading it, so let’s just say I have a zebra icon on other sites and move on….
    Trying to even up the male/female ratio by doing two females at once?
    Posted by: AR on July 25, 2007 10:00 PM
    EEWWWWWWW!!!

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