John Edwards does not brush his teeth because he knows that the plaque will just wrestle the toothbrush away from him and beat him up with it.
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Now that’s funny, Harvey. Attaboy! Immediately made me think of Theresa Heinz on the campaign plane using a water pic on him while John Kerry sat back and told war stories about Vietnam to scare Johnny.
Because he can’t brush, to maintain his oral hygeine he gargles religiously with his own bathwater, which having absorbed his own syrupy sweetness, leaves his mouth minty fresh.
He tried using Elizabeth’s bathwater once but it severely scalded his lips.
John Edwards does not brush his teeth because he knows that the plaque will just wrestle the toothbrush away from him and beat him up with it.
After the plaque uses the tootbrush to beat the begeebers out Silky, Fred Thompson stomps on the plaque without messing up the Pony’s hair. After that, John John is “missing some teeth.”
Plaque actually is scary. It eats your teeth and that’s mean. Toothpaste and flossing is my twice daily War On Plague. Phuck you plaque! Die heinous plaque bitches!
Some guy in Canada told me that I look like John Edwards. I have the plastic surgery scheduled for next Thursday.
No, wait. Then I’ll look like Pelosi. No good. Maybe I’ll shave my head.
John Edwards does not brush his teeth because he knows that the plaque will just wrestle the toothbrush away from him and beat him up with it.
Now that’s funny, Harvey. Attaboy! Immediately made me think of Theresa Heinz on the campaign plane using a water pic on him while John Kerry sat back and told war stories about Vietnam to scare Johnny.
John Edwards wants Timmy the Tooth to do a cavity search on him… you know which kind.
Because he can’t brush, to maintain his oral hygeine he gargles religiously with his own bathwater, which having absorbed his own syrupy sweetness, leaves his mouth minty fresh.
He tried using Elizabeth’s bathwater once but it severely scalded his lips.
The last time John Edwards flossed, his butt hurt.
“…is it s’posed to do that?”
How much do you think John Edwards pays somebody to brush his teeth for him?
We make holes in teeth!
We make holes in teeth!
We make holes in teeth!
John Edwards does not brush his teeth because he knows that the plaque will just wrestle the toothbrush away from him and beat him up with it.
After the plaque uses the tootbrush to beat the begeebers out Silky, Fred Thompson stomps on the plaque without messing up the Pony’s hair. After that, John John is “missing some teeth.”
Poor fella cuts himself on silk toilet roll, so he’s no match for plaque.
Wow, on the funny scale, that was sit back and picture the image in my mind so i could laugh again and again and again. Thanks, Harvey.
Plaque actually is scary. It eats your teeth and that’s mean. Toothpaste and flossing is my twice daily War On Plague. Phuck you plaque! Die heinous plaque bitches!
Some guy in Canada told me that I look like John Edwards. I have the plastic surgery scheduled for next Thursday.
No, wait. Then I’ll look like Pelosi. No good. Maybe I’ll shave my head.