Primitive cultures revere Fred Thompson as the god of death and destruction. It’s believed the cause of this is that many cultures end up primitive after Fred Thompson has destroyed them.
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Fred Thompson can’t wait to try out some of his shiny new super huge moabs on shorty’s country when he takes over as President!
Fred Thompson watched with interest the liberals at Columbia University. Once he becomes POTUS, he has decided to implement HOMO Stoning since it doesn’t seem to be a problem with the left in America! Roger Clemens will be recruited as Homo Stoner In Chief to bring the “high heat”…
The Wall Street Journal Online conveniently omits the link to Fred Thompson’s website on its Candidates’ Sites list. I complained, but no action was taken. Some death and destruction must go the Journal’s way to destroy their primitive culture.
Fred Thompson can’t wait to try out some of his shiny new super huge moabs on shorty’s country when he takes over as President!
Maybe Fred would be willing to make an example of San Francescia (our countries very own Sodom and Gomorrah) I can’t think of a better place to start.
If he makes “National Ethnic Clensing Day”, is that a paid day off?
That sounds really bad. Mostly becasue I’m lazy and like holidays.
Fred Thompson watched with interest the liberals at Columbia University. Once he becomes POTUS, he has decided to implement HOMO Stoning since it doesn’t seem to be a problem with the left in America! Roger Clemens will be recruited as Homo Stoner In Chief to bring the “high heat”…
As the God of Death and Destruction, he must have said a little prayer for his own campaign. It’s dying.
Fred’s dead, go Rudy.
Rudy’s so cute. Oh, his chief fundraiser is leaving. Time for another call from wifey in the middle of a speech. How manly.
Fred Thompson doesn’t need spare change or EZ Pass at tollbooths – the gates just automatically swing up for him.
The Wall Street Journal Online conveniently omits the link to Fred Thompson’s website on its Candidates’ Sites list. I complained, but no action was taken. Some death and destruction must go the Journal’s way to destroy their primitive culture.
WB will be the first one stoned!