Criticize if you want, but please leave a better one if you do.
#2 – Posted by: Harvey on September 30, 2007 05:59 PM
Well, not being a talented funny writer, I don’t think I could. Actually, if it hadn’t been for the fact that the Fred Fact right under it wasn’t so awesome, it probably would have came off better. Hence the Frank J. stealing your funny comment.
SINCE we’re doing lame mosquito jokes:
SO two girl mosquitoes fly into a bar on Ladies’ Night. One says to the bartender, “dude, you gotta help us- we haven’t had a bite in days.”
The bartender says, “how’s that possible- I get bit all the time the second I step outside.”
“We got locked in a trailer with John Edwards for a week, guy. We almost starved to death. Only the male mosquito can bite a PANSY.”
That’s really more of a joke about how liberals are more racist than a kkk rally (but I repeat myself.)
How ’bout:
The last time John Edwards got bit by a mosquito, his staff had to cancel two weeks of appearances while he underwent “cosmetic therapy” at the Mayo clinic.
The last time John Edwards got bit by a mosquito, he slapped reflexively and it left such a mark that Liz nearly had to attend anger management sessions.
The last time John Edwards got bit by a mosquito, the head of his security detail found himself shoveling shit in Shreveport*.
*Nothing against Shreveport, just alliteration.
Last time John Edwards got bit by a mosquito, it bled him whiter than what liberals think of Condoleezza Rice.
I think Frank J. stole Harveys funny… Not the best Fabulous Fact.
Criticize if you want, but please leave a better one if you do.
Then there was the time he was bitten on the giblets; the swelling nearly doubled his size.
Criticize if you want, but please leave a better one if you do.
#2 – Posted by: Harvey on September 30, 2007 05:59 PM
Well, not being a talented funny writer, I don’t think I could. Actually, if it hadn’t been for the fact that the Fred Fact right under it wasn’t so awesome, it probably would have came off better. Hence the Frank J. stealing your funny comment.
SINCE we’re doing lame mosquito jokes:
SO two girl mosquitoes fly into a bar on Ladies’ Night. One says to the bartender, “dude, you gotta help us- we haven’t had a bite in days.”
The bartender says, “how’s that possible- I get bit all the time the second I step outside.”
“We got locked in a trailer with John Edwards for a week, guy. We almost starved to death. Only the male mosquito can bite a PANSY.”
That’s really more of a joke about how liberals are more racist than a kkk rally (but I repeat myself.)
How ’bout:
The last time John Edwards got bit by a mosquito, his staff had to cancel two weeks of appearances while he underwent “cosmetic therapy” at the Mayo clinic.
The last time John Edwards got bit by a mosquito, he slapped reflexively and it left such a mark that Liz nearly had to attend anger management sessions.
The last time John Edwards got bit by a mosquito, the head of his security detail found himself shoveling shit in Shreveport*.
*Nothing against Shreveport, just alliteration.
One from last time: Most people claim Joe Camle made them start smoking when they were kids; John Edwards claims Virginia Slims ads nearly did him in.