The House recently voted on a resolution expressing their fear of Fred Thompson. It passed 427 to 0 with 8 not voting since Fred Thompson had killed them.
Newt Greenwitch won’t run for President because of that same fear of Thompson. That’s good ’cause we don’t want some overly-philosophical wind-bag has-been as POTUS. We want one who just kills people better than W.
I doubt they were actually dead. I think they were just hiding.
A. We know the allegedly dead could not be Republicans because Fred would not kill fellow Republicans. (unless they were not going to vote with him and we know they are, close, but not quite, that dumb)
B. They couldn’t have been Democrats because being a dead Democrat doesn’t mean you can’t vote.
So the only other logical scenario is….
C. The non-voters had to be Democrats who were too chicken to even be in the same chambers with Fred long enough to vote.
That punchline caught me off guard. Nice.
Newt Greenwitch won’t run for President because of that same fear of Thompson. That’s good ’cause we don’t want some overly-philosophical wind-bag has-been as POTUS. We want one who just kills people better than W.
I doubt they were actually dead. I think they were just hiding.
A. We know the allegedly dead could not be Republicans because Fred would not kill fellow Republicans. (unless they were not going to vote with him and we know they are, close, but not quite, that dumb)
B. They couldn’t have been Democrats because being a dead Democrat doesn’t mean you can’t vote.
So the only other logical scenario is….
C. The non-voters had to be Democrats who were too chicken to even be in the same chambers with Fred long enough to vote.
Lily, that was a brilliant comment. I approve.