Of all the footballs tossed in John Edwards’s direction, the only one that didn’t make him squeal and duck was the one that hit him in the back of the head.
Bonus Fact from Silicon Valley Jim:
John Edwards can’t watch The Wizard of Oz without fondly recalling his high school graduation and his very first pair of ruby slippers.
Funny thing about that one football that hit him in the back of the head: it gave the coach that was gently holding Lil’ Johnny’s ears the greatest memory of his high school football career and taught Silky how to fight the gag reflex.
Casper…LMAO!!!
Rumor has it that, in the event of a John Edwards presidency, the nuclear ‘football’ was destined to be renamed the nuclear ‘soccer ball’.
When playing powderpuff football, a young John Edwards would always flop to the turf any time an opposing offensive player would approach, desperately hoping that the more masculine women would “teabag” him in celebration.
everydayjoe-LMAO!
John Edwards gave up playing offensive center. Too stimulating.
AND as he clicked the heels of his ruby slippers together three times, he was heard to repeat over and over-
“There’s no place like the bathroom stall at the Minneapolis Airport. There’s NO PLACE like the bathroom stall…”
You guys are all sick!! And I love each and every one of you….except the Paul nutjobs 🙂
John Edwards quit playing soccer after taking a direct hit to the vagina