I’m so happy today, I made some bumper stickers!
There’s also my Fred Thompson facts t-shirt and the excellent shirt from ThoseShirts.com.
Hey, the only reason I’m such a shill for Fred Thompson merchandise is because he’s so awesome! Also, I like money.
Now I’m going to think of even more slogans…
I think that in celebration of this glorious day, you send us each one bumper sticker for free. I’d like the “Not Even Allah Can Save You Now” one, please.
Those are great. Keep up the good work!
More Fred08 T-shirts!
* Fred08: It’s the Constitution, STUPID!
* Fred08: America: Love it or fear it. Both are good.
* Fred08: Give strength a chance.
* Fred08: Our enemies are shakin’ now!
And this one:
* Fred08: He can fix stupid!
Fred08: Everyone Else is Just a Candidate.
…and I second Alan’s suggestion!
“…and I second Alan’s suggestion!”
I third it!
I’d buy a bumper sticker and the t-shirts if I had money…
Fred08
Hippies: if you can read this, you’re close enough to punch.
Wonderful; how about something along the lines of “Fred08: Conservativism, Back By Popular Demand”?
Fred ’08: You won’t have to Dial ‘1’ for English ever again
I thought it was spelled “hippie” not “hippy”. That’s what I have been putting on the anonymous death threats anyhow….
Fred Thompson: His size 16 up every liberal’s ass!
How about:
Fred Thompson = Desirable boot-hippie interface
Fred vs Hillary, Man Bites Dog
Fred Thompson’s wife is twice as hot as yours.
FRED, we’re not worthy! But we want you anyway.
FRED- how to spell President in only four letters.
Fred/Norris’08: Beating the Liberals, one roundhouse at a time.
rephrased from uss jc:
Fred08: A boot in every liberal’s butt
with a nod to my previous “ordinary praise” winning slogan…
Fred ’08 : Vote for him. We have guns.
How about:
Vote Fred-No sex scandels in this White House!
Fred Thompson – ‘Nuf Said