All this talk about John Edwards and Fred Thompson has me confused.
So, I’ll just say: help send a dead man back to Congress.
What would his campaign platform be?
All this talk about John Edwards and Fred Thompson has me confused.
So, I’ll just say: help send a dead man back to Congress.
What would his campaign platform be?
He was a good guy, and a friend of the 2nd Amendment, too.
I hope we get a good replacement…
What would his campaign platform be?
What’s good for Cook county is good for the USA?
His Platform:
No New Taxes! (and he means it)
Won’t vote for bigger government.
And he won’t have ANY Scandals!
Well, dead people have been a dependable voting bloc for years now. OH SNAP!
The dead candidate should demand:
* The right to roll over in his grave
* Propping-up dead candidates during debates
* Banning the phrase: “You can’t take it with you”
* More speed and quiet zones near cemeteries
* Bargaining rights to voters’ brains
* Death tax benefits to reduce carbon footprints
You won’t have to ever worry about how wide my stance is.
What would his campaign platform be?
Easier on the ears than Mrs. Clinton,
and not nearly as stiff as Al Gore.
If you click on the “News” link on that page, you see newsletters from 2006. At that rate of update, news of Gillmor’s death won’t reach his website for another decade or two.
What’s the big deal? Ted Kennedy has been dead and pickled for 2 decades now and nobody makes a big fuss over him running for office.
“A non-working stiff for the working stiff”
What would his campaign platform be?
First order of business: federal garlic-and-crucifix ban.
Seriously, though, if we have a dead guy in the Senate, we’re down to 99 people trying to destroy the country to fill their own pockets, instead of 100. I’d vote for him.
A dead Republican is better than a live Democrat………..Way Better.
His district is right next to mine. Believe me, he can still win.