Harvey –
Happy Birthday! Hope you enjoy the pair of speed skates I sent. Figured you could use them, what with all the time you spend (admirably) on thin ice…
happy birthday you strong macho dude. may i give you a spanking? and if you are nice i will give you a little something extra.
p.s. does it matter that i am a guy?
No butt kissery but to celebrate your birthday on the eve of the REAL big day (the annual Iowa – Iowa State Football Game) here’s a joke for you…
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Cyclone fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are fans too. Not really knowing what a Cyclone fan was, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air. There is however one exception. A little girl named Stacy has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
“Because I’m not a Cyclone fan” she reports.
“Then what are you?”, asks the teacher,
“I’m a proud “Hawkeye” boasts the little girl .
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Stacy why she is a Hawkeye fan.
“Well, my Dad and Mom are Hawkeye fans, so I’m a Hawkeye fan too”, she responds.
The teacher is angry now “That’s no reason,” she says loudly. “What if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?”
Stacy smiles and says, “Then I’d be a Cyclone fan.”
Happy Birthday, Harvey! And happy birthday, Jeenius! I can only hope that my daughter (who turns 1 today) can grow up to be as cool as you. Now I must go, for we are having steak for her birthday supper and I must start the marinating.
Yes yes, happy birthday and all that.
I’m with Sean GM, Talk Like A Pirate Day is nearly upon us!
My ex-bf and I even invented a pirate smiley! P-) Yarrrrr!
“On the bright side, its only four more days until International Talk Like a Pirate Day. Arrrgh!”
While I commend your enthusiasm for the holiday, TLAPD is Sept 19. Remember that your hook only counts as one and not five. Arrrrrr.
Happy Birthday to my favorite non-Curry human at IMAO! You are a wonderful addition to my horrible days of patient management…you’re like my own special Valium in human form.
Obsequious, eh? Try this.
On this day, we celebrate wildly for without your birth our lives would be as cold, dead ashes in a gutter filled with rotting leaves and some other gunky stuff that has worms swimming in it if you look at it under a microscope.
With you, there’s not so many of those wormy doodads.
How was that?
Well, I would wish you happy birthday, but since you actually post here, I’ll bet U are anti-abortion and believe that “life begins at conception”. At that rate, you will be one year older than the number on your drivers license and that won’t happen for another 3 months. HAPPY BIRTHDAY anyway.
Actually, anonymous commenter, I’m not a pro-life religious conservative. I’m a hawkish Libertarian atheist.
As for my views on abortion, I believe that the government’s obligation to protect the unborn’s individual rights MAY (but not necessarily MUST) begin to outweigh an adult female’s right to do whatever the hell she wants to with her own body sometime around the point of viability i.e. about 6 months.
I look at it this way: the dividing line between a miscarriage and a stillbirth is a pretty good dividing line between legal and illegal abortion.
Anyway, my point is – you lost the bet.
Your birthday is October 13 shipmate.
Even us Jarheads know that.
Drop and give me 20.
On the bright side, its only four more days until International Talk Like a Pirate Day. Arrrgh!
Harvey –
Happy Birthday! Hope you enjoy the pair of speed skates I sent. Figured you could use them, what with all the time you spend (admirably) on thin ice…
Happy birthday to you, Harv. While I’m at it, happy birthday to me. I turn 44 today.
happy birthday you strong macho dude. may i give you a spanking? and if you are nice i will give you a little something extra.
p.s. does it matter that i am a guy?
Clouds are white
Skies are blue
Sure glad
I’m not as old as YOU!!
Obligatory kiss ass Happy Birthday Harvey!!!
Hope it’s a great one!!
Happy Birthday.
And thank you for your service to our nation.
ass
No butt kissery but to celebrate your birthday on the eve of the REAL big day (the annual Iowa – Iowa State Football Game) here’s a joke for you…
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Cyclone fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are fans too. Not really knowing what a Cyclone fan was, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air. There is however one exception. A little girl named Stacy has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
“Because I’m not a Cyclone fan” she reports.
“Then what are you?”, asks the teacher,
“I’m a proud “Hawkeye” boasts the little girl .
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Stacy why she is a Hawkeye fan.
“Well, my Dad and Mom are Hawkeye fans, so I’m a Hawkeye fan too”, she responds.
The teacher is angry now “That’s no reason,” she says loudly. “What if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?”
Stacy smiles and says, “Then I’d be a Cyclone fan.”
Happy Birthday, Harvey! And happy birthday, Jeenius! I can only hope that my daughter (who turns 1 today) can grow up to be as cool as you. Now I must go, for we are having steak for her birthday supper and I must start the marinating.
Yea Harvey Happy Birthday!
Congrates on another year of NDY*!
* NDY= not dead yet
Yes yes, happy birthday and all that.
I’m with Sean GM, Talk Like A Pirate Day is nearly upon us!
My ex-bf and I even invented a pirate smiley! P-) Yarrrrr!
I already wished you a happy birthday. But if you need more, clicky the linky.
To the “other Frank” who writes the funniest, heart-felt, tongue-in-check, satirical prose on the internet: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HARVEY!!
“On the bright side, its only four more days until International Talk Like a Pirate Day. Arrrgh!”
While I commend your enthusiasm for the holiday, TLAPD is Sept 19. Remember that your hook only counts as one and not five. Arrrrrr.
Oh come on people, Harvey’s Birthday is just another “holiday” cooked up by the folks at Hallmark cards to make a buck. I’m not falling for it.
Happy Birthday to my favorite non-Curry human at IMAO! You are a wonderful addition to my horrible days of patient management…you’re like my own special Valium in human form.
You kinda look like that guy with that one show in the 80’s with Mike J Fox.
Ummm… Happy Birfday!!! I hope you got enough of the two presents you really wanted. ^___^
Happy Birthday, Harvey. Thanks for you help, too.
…(your) help.
Happy birthday, Harvey! I might pay you this month!
Happy b-day Harvey!
May the road slope gently away from you.
May health, wealth and happiness be yours to share with all you know and love.
Obsequious, eh? Try this.
On this day, we celebrate wildly for without your birth our lives would be as cold, dead ashes in a gutter filled with rotting leaves and some other gunky stuff that has worms swimming in it if you look at it under a microscope.
With you, there’s not so many of those wormy doodads.
How was that?
How are we supposed to post sequined comments?
Oh, wait, you said “obsequious.”
Sorry, I thought it was another John Edwards post….
sings Happy Birthday to YOUUUUU Happy Birthday toooo YOUUUU!!!! You look like Space Monkey and you post like him tooooooo!!!!!
jk
Happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!
Well, I would wish you happy birthday, but since you actually post here, I’ll bet U are anti-abortion and believe that “life begins at conception”. At that rate, you will be one year older than the number on your drivers license and that won’t happen for another 3 months. HAPPY BIRTHDAY anyway.
Actually, anonymous commenter, I’m not a pro-life religious conservative. I’m a hawkish Libertarian atheist.
As for my views on abortion, I believe that the government’s obligation to protect the unborn’s individual rights MAY (but not necessarily MUST) begin to outweigh an adult female’s right to do whatever the hell she wants to with her own body sometime around the point of viability i.e. about 6 months.
I look at it this way: the dividing line between a miscarriage and a stillbirth is a pretty good dividing line between legal and illegal abortion.
Anyway, my point is – you lost the bet.
I bet anonymous has coat hanger scars on his forehead…
Alan! LMAO!
Dude, you are, like, so old. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go find my teeth.
Congrats on surviving another year. Have many, many more.