Bush stopped by Australia this week to say “Howdy” to one of the few world leaders still in full possession of a spine, John Howard. Here are some quotable excerpts from his trip:
10) “Can you get me Paul Hogan’s autograph?”
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9) “What’s the deal with that big ass rock in the middle of nowhere?”
8) “Didgeridoo? Sounds more like a damn washing machine with a bad motor!”
7) “Ever notice how kangaroos look a lot like big, hairy, jumping armadillos?”
6) “Yeah, we have containers of beer this size in Texas, too, except we call them ‘shot glasses’.”
5) “It’s a pleasure to meet you Mr. Howard. By the way, I thought you really got screwed over when you didn’t win the Best Director Oscar for Apollo 13.”
4) “Is disparaging The Boot still a Bootable offense?”
3) “Love what you’ve done with the country. Not bad for a bunch of exiled thieves & murderers.”
2) “Yeah, I was sad to see Steve Irwin died, too. On the other hand, I had him in the TBIFOC Dead Pool, so it was actually kind of a wash.
And the #1 Bush quote from his trip to Australia (see extended entry)…
1) “So… how do YOU guys keep Mexicans from sneaking across your border?”
What we have here is a classic example of the difference between liberals and conservatives. We poke fun at our own, and we’re funnier.
Nanny, nanny boo boo.
Bush: So I thought you said those things were supposed to come back when you threw them. Where the hell did it–OUCH, dammit!!!!!! BOMB THAT DAMNED THING!!!!!!!!
“Global warming, my ass. It feels like winter down here!”
“Damn straight we’re deporting Keith Urban. That candyass has no business in my Grand Ole Opry.”
“I didn’t fly 30 hours for nothin’. Bring me The Wiggles!”
Reminds me of that episode from the Simpsons….!!
Howard: “Can I throw ‘nother one on the Barbi for ya, George?”
Bush: “Sure.”
Howard: “Who would you like? Pelosi, Reid, Obama, or Clinton?”
Bush: “You got any Schumer? Skewer me one a him.”
“So, when do I get to meet the inventor of the ‘Bloomin Onion’?”
Jimmy, at last something we can agree on. I’d pay good money to see Schmuck Schumer barbecued.
The thing is, he’s actually pretty good on security issues. He clearly perceives that there’s a real threat out there.
But he is the most partisan c—sucker in Congress, and would rather see America defeated and the Middle East run by Iran, just so long as it makes Bush and the GOP look bad.
If Hillary wins, look for Schmuck & Co. to do a complete 180, as they realize they can’t seriously hand over the knife to cut our throats with to the mullahs. Despicable…
Wait, thats perfect! We just need a better moat than the Rio Grande!
Jimmy buys bunkerboy a beer. Who’d a thunk it?