When he got married, John Edwards suprised his parents by keeping his last name.
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Although the dowry given to Elizabeth was formidable to offset the retention of the Edwards name.
It also took two moving trucks to haul the contents of John’s Hope Chest to their new abode.
There was an awkward pause at the door as John and Elizabeth entered their honeymoon suite. Then John shrugged and carried her across. “Oh, nothing,” he replied when Elizabeth thought she heard him say something under his breath.
The chicken dance was delayed 20 minutes waiting for Elizbeth to return from the bathroom. She’d been crying after John pulled off her garter and whispered that it would look better on him.
Although the dowry given to Elizabeth was formidable to offset the retention of the Edwards name.
It also took two moving trucks to haul the contents of John’s Hope Chest to their new abode.
…feminist….
Although his marrige to a woman, much like Jeff Gordan, is a sham.
There was an awkward pause at the door as John and Elizabeth entered their honeymoon suite. Then John shrugged and carried her across. “Oh, nothing,” he replied when Elizabeth thought she heard him say something under his breath.
It was also a suprise to the guests, that after a hellish prison bitch scrap between the maids of honor. John’s was left standing.
The chicken dance was delayed 20 minutes waiting for Elizbeth to return from the bathroom. She’d been crying after John pulled off her garter and whispered that it would look better on him.
I thought he shamed his parents by forcing them to continue being associated with him….
It was a shot gun wedding…”your going to marry that bitch!” exclaimed the angry father! Elizabeth finally agreed!
sorry mine above
Although his marrige to a woman, much like Jeff Gordan, is a sham.
John Edwards was married to Jeff Gordon too?! =0)
John Edwards doesn’t dance the chicken dance, he proudly dances the lavatory limbo.