What do you think Hillary Clinton will ultimately be impeached for when she’s impeached (if she’s elected president). I would think obstruction of justice or perjury would have the highest odds, but bribery also seems possible. Then there are the not as likely but still possible things like kidnapping, murder, and witchcraft.
What do you think Hillary Clinton will be impeached for (if elected president)?
Count me in for obstruction of justice. Or for not being a natural born U.S. citizen, when it finally gets found out what planet she’s really from.
Either crimes against humanity or public lewdness.
Just tie weights to her and throw her in the pool. If she drowns, she is not guilty. If she floats, she is guilty. Either way, it’s a victory for the American people.
Oh, wait. You were talking about the other kind of pool….
Scary laugh! Hers could cause an international incident!
Doesn’t matter. No one in Congress has the stones to convict her and remove her from office. Remember with that crooked husband they couldn’t find any constitutional authority to remove him, and she is much more sinister. We are all going the way of the Roman Empire.
I would say “crimes against God and humanity” or “attempting to destroy America from the inside”.
Is godless Communism a crime in America? If not, it should be – she’d be impeached in a heartbeat.
Eating babies.
showing her teeth
yikes
Suborning perjury
Arson. Remember The First Coming of Hitlery and the Reichstag.
My vote is on driving the menfolk in slaughter before her, and hearing the lamentations of the women.
Impersonating a human
Throw her off the cliff in Hawaii the way Hawaiians used to do it. If she falls to her death…oops, not guilty. If the wind brings her back up, she’s guilty – and back to the drawing board on how to get rid of her.
Bringing about the apocalypse, perhaps?
french kissing Britney Spears on stage
My money is on ‘indecently large cankles.’
Same thing as Bill – lying under oath about getting blowjobs from a pudgy intern
Buggery–she’s a man baby!
Impersonating a woman.
voter fraud
indecency
debauchery
cannabalism
…and that’s before the state of the union. heh
She’ll be impeached for her involvement in the largest campaign finance fraud in U.S. histroy from her 2000 Senate campaign Hollywood fundraiser.
She must testify under oath as a material witness in the collapse of Stan Lee Media in 2008.
There is evidence that she has committed felonies on tape.
Even if this case gets dragged out after the ’08 elections, there is PLENTY of evidence to begin impeachment trials for her felonies.
You can watch the new documentary called: Hillary Uncensored Banned by the media which exposes the entire case:
http://www.youperview.com
I think the Bitchcraft sketch from SNL would fit in well for her.
But if I really had to choose, my money’s on the murder of Vince Foster.
I’m gonna say, “Nothing”.
Nobody wants to be audited/investigated/investigated/waterboarded by the IRS/FBI/ATF/CIA (respectively) over and over and over again.
Am I the only one who remembers the 90s? Nobody cares about what Clintons do and when they retaliate for being caught? You’re the problem. Linda Tripp anyone?
The only way they got to Bill was because they had Newt and the media learned their lesson from that episode. Now, they destroy any Republican with stones. See Gingrich, Newt and DeLay, Tom, who were both driven out of office for absolutely no reason except ginned up “controversies” that were just gossamer scandals (when you looked closely, they disappeared). Tom DeLay resigned for being under indictment for a “crime” that was not against the law when he did it. Newt? He was charged with being a meany, as far as I recall.
I hated the 90s.
Wearing corduroy pants; the sound of her thighs rubbing toether will drive us mad.
Improper disposal of biological waste by eating discarded fetii
The murder of Vince Foster. Book ’em Danno…murder 1.
harboring a criminal/accessory after the fact
Being married to a cheeseburger.
Sodomy
Because if she gets elected…
Perjury. She’s going to deny having sex with [insert any female intern’s name here].
My best guess:
Murdering her husband.
Unfortunately, it will be a Chem/Bio/Nuclear attack on a major US city that leads to her impeachment. But we’ll have the moral high ground!
Running a prostitution ring out of the White House. The Lincoln bedroom nonsense of Bill’s era will pale in comparison to the charges of Hillary’s allowing VP Edwards to rent the room hourly to entertain important teenage lobbyists.
To his credit, the Silky Pony did leave the place cleaner than he found it. Nothing invigorates like freshening up a room.
Illegal use of cephalopods in the strangulation of previous employees who have turned state’s evidence.
Using witchcraft while away from Hogwarts.
Can you be impeached just for being a BITCH?
Having kooties attached to her giblets while campaigning for cleaner air and water.
First Degree Aggravated Bulldykery…
Is there actually a law against devouring the souls of millions? Or is it just not nice?
Creating an eighth horcrux.
Keeping Princess Leah chained to her while she eats frogs.
Having an old friend for dinner with fava beans and a nice chiante.
Just Remember:
witches burn, wood burns
wood floats, and do ducks (, very small rocks, and bridges)
if she weights more than a duck she’s a witch! Burn the Witches!
-Monty Python
Calling for a conversation with the American people while she dines on illegal Chinese crabs.