John Edwards wonders why they’re called “push pins” instead of “shove with all your might until you’re completely drenched in sweat pins”.
Bonus Facts from Chris:
John Edwards never had girlfriends… just ‘fag hags‘
John Edwards has a special device that lowers oxygen levels in his house to keep from getting the bends.
It also confuses people around the office when he refers to staples as “Call Elizabeth for help fasteners”
HOLY CARP. Now THIS ONE was the funniest thing I’ve read in AGES!