With the surge working so well that even Murtha couldn’t completely deny it, I think we need some sort of slogan to gloat about it to the enemies of the U.S. and Iraq — the Democrats. Here’s a few I came up with:
The Surge Is Working and Democrats Are Homos!
Suck It, Terrorists and Democrats!
Mission Extra Accomplished!
If anyone can come up with a good one, I’ll give you high praise.
Democrats are banking on that, though they must admit to military success, they can still call the war a failure because of lack of political success. That’s not going to happen, though. If there’s one thing Americans don’t care about, it’s politics in other countries. As far as we know, Canada doesn’t even have a government.
Canada has a goverment? I thought is was just like some big lefty commune over run with hippies just waiting to be punched…
Hey Democrats. you’re parents must have been first cousins who weren’t good at fighting terrorists!!
Democrats: We never lose. We even tried to lose a war and couldn’t.
America Succeeds! Terrorists and Their Fans Eat Shit and Die!
Government is such an ugly word. We Canadians prefer to use the term douchebag to describe our governing body.
the surge is working, and both terrorists and democratic presidential chances are dead!
Hey Democrats, scoreboard!
First it was the Taliban,
then Saddam,
then AQI,
then Democrats,
so who’s next?
You Lose Again, You Losing Losers!
(pr: U looz ehgin, U loozng loozrz!!1!)
Sadly, the phrase that comes to mind when Iraq is brought up is ‘no news is good news’. This works 2 ways. The first is that no news that comes out of Iraq can possibly be good news (so it’s spun by the MSM). Second, since things are going well there, we seem to hear a lot less about it.
Back on the point, my slogan is : So There, Losers!
Let’s Try a Troop Surge at the Clintons!
DNC, Huh: Good Gawd! What Are They Good For? Absolutely Nuthin’! Say it Again…
Canada has a government, but what it does other than take our money to prevent us from getting a doctor is unclear.
The U.S. military kicks ass so hard in Iraq it makes Democrats in Washington hurt.
So sorry Mr Kerry, they can’t all end like Vietnam sometimes the good guys do actually win.
I like “Mission Extra Accomplished.”
1) “Democrats…We suck out loud!”
2) democrats, we suck harder so you don’t have to!
3) The only good democrat is a dead terrorist.
4) Even Ron Paul picks on democrats.
5) Canda, ruled by moose overlords, but still braver than democrats. eh.
I like “The Surge Is Working and Democrats Are Homos!”
(Sorry, Off Topic)
The random google-ad at the bottom of these comments was a caricature of a muscular (heh) Ron Paul rolling up his sleeves.
Muscular, determined-looking Ron Paul rolling up his sleeves: very funny
Muscular, determined-looking OB/GYN (Ron Paul is OB/GYN doc) rolling up his sleeves: very disturbing
Iraq: visable proof that you get more out of a kind word and BIG STICK (or armored tank batallion) than you do with just a kind word.
innominatus, him and hillary are going to decide once and for all who gets Edwards as their bitch.
Iraq’s Fine, Democrats Whine
Vote DNC & Stop Victory Now!
JDAMs for Peace
Only Hillary can get us out of Victory in Iraq
America Succeeds When Liberals Bleed
Democrats Demand Defeat
That’s Why They Suck
Americans Love a Winner
That’s Why Democrats Hate Them
Democrats: When it comes to snatching defeat from the jaws of victory, they suck at that too.
Hah ha, who would have guessed that having more troops would actually help win a war?
1. We could’ve beat you even if we didn’t have a Marine Corps
2. See, Generals are smarter than bloggers
3. And to think, we didn’t even have to use nukes
Democrats – We suck anything and everything except Victory, ask Barney Frank!
The only surge that is working is the one that is driving up prices on goods and services in the USA.
The Surge: Coming soon to a congressional district near you.
Dead Terrorists cause a Surge in my pants.
Hey Ed #19 – How do they decide who gets him? Armwestle? Paper-scissors-rock? Eenie-meenie?
Eenie, meanie, miney mo…
John Edwards is such a ho…
If he hollers, tase him, bro’
Eenie, meanie, miney mo…
Defending the nation from enemies both foreign and domestic
“The only surge that is working is the one that is driving up prices on goods and services in the USA.”
If what you say is true and I’m not saying it is: The minimum wage was ‘driven up’ (cost of labor is driven up) recently and now the cost of products and and services go up too, I wonder if the two events could somehow, someway, possibly be related?
Nah sheer coincidence. Let’s blame Bush.
Republican Surge=USMC Victory!
Democratic Serge=Gay Balki!
America: Kicking the a$$ of anyone and everyone. It’s what we do.
Silly Libtards, winning’s for heteros!
Just use the battle cry of the gaming nerds: “We just pwned you noobs!!!!!11”
Hey Pelosi! How many political successes have you scored lately?
(Sumthin’ like 0-for-40 on bills to end/limit the war)
#27 – innominatus,
“Eenie, meanie, miney mo…
John Edwards is such a ho…
If he hollers, tase him, bro’
Eenie, meanie, miney mo…”
Good LORD! I think I pulled something laughing.
DEMOCRATS: WE MAY BE LOSING THE LOSING OF THE WAR IN IRAQ, BUT WE ARE WINNING THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS!
Is that a surge in your pants or are you just glad to see me?
“As far as we know, Canada doesn’t even have a government.”
And yet, even without a government, their dollar is now stronger. Oh, well. No matter. I don’t go to Canada much anyway.
“The surge is actually working?” Speaker Pelosi questioned, in wide-eyed wonder.
Here’s something to consider:
We can only lose a war if we stop fighting it… and our enemy doesn’t.
Democrats: Those damn Americans are WINNING the War in Iraq? QUICK! Let’s expose a gay Republican! That’ll show ’em!
So far I like Hazel’s best (#32)
Or for l33t challenged dems:
Democrats/Terrorists = FAIL
Mine?
“The Surge is Working, the Democrats Aren’t”
nuf sed
Plans are in motion for Hillary to begin her political ambitions where she was reared should the election in the U.S. not fair well for her. Many are not aware that Bill spend time in the peace corp between college semesters and this is where he was introduced by the local Imam to the pimpled Hillary.
Sidenote:
Who would have ever thought that this close confidant would lack the foresight that trade with China would put us where we are 10 years later? Not to agree with her husband’s policy is one thing, to lack the ability of clearly the obvious OR to have somehow known, but said nothing to her other half is defiantly worse.
Democrats: if at first you don’t succeed, just suck harder!
Mission Accomplished, Bitches
For 2008, we can’t wait
For the Dhimmicrat purge
From a military surge
terrorists died
democrats cried
arnt you glad the surge was tried?
terrorists died
democrats cried
arnt you glad the surge was tried?
The Democrats: The s**t smell coming from the bottom of the shoe of America.
dem0kratikz: p0wnDzzrsz
r3PubliKatz: 00wnzrrsz
Hey Dems…if the surge is wrong…then I don’t want to be right!
What does the “Surge” mean to you?
Military: Kicking @$$ and taking names
Jihadis” Death from…uh…everywhere
Conservatives: A responsible and responsive change in strategy.
Liberals: A needed change in a failed policy, we need more troops…uh…there’s still not enough troops…uh…there’s too many troops in danger…uh…there can be no military solution…uh…there needs to be a political solution…uhhhhhh….LOOK! SOMETHING SHINEY!!!
I borrowed this one from my 5 year old:
Republicans Rule!
Terrorists Drool!
Democrats go to Baby School!
Demohadis and Jihadocrats agree: the Surge was a mistake!
Meanwhile, Americans agree: Demohadis and Jihadocrats are mistakes!
Fortunately, the Surge is helping to “fix” the mistakes.
(Beautiful piece of irony, when you think about it.)
BTW, to comment #25 (Mucinex):
Forget the Christmas shopping and save your money to buy a clue. I’ll help:
Iraq: 60 Percent Reduction in Violence
USMC- When you care enough to send the very best.
DemonCrats- reliable cannon fodder since 1800.
Terrorist roasting over an open crater, pork sauce dripping from their toes. Utility vehicles moving safely around, Merry Christmas from the Surge.
Support Our Troops,
Conservatives defeat terrorism with the Surge,
Support Roe v. Wade,
Liberals defeat themselves with the Purge.
THHHHHHFFFPPTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Put that in your peace pipe and smoke it!”
I can’t decide between #13-DamnCat or #16-Ed (‘specially his sub-part 4).
Barney Frank to a certain Senator from Frank J’s home state “I got your surge right here buddy!”
Iraq: PWNED
i can has victree?
(In Honour of International Talk Like Sean Connery Day:) SUCK IT, DEMOCRATS.
Iraq: A victory for Republicans, Joos and war-mongers everywhere.
Iraq: For those who like to mong wars.
Iraq: It’s easy to score there, like your mom.
Iraq: Like Larry Craig, will have a happy ending.
Iraq: It’s easy to score there, like your mom.
This is my vote.
Harry Reid (D-AQ) ‘The war is lost, by that I mean for AQ and it’s cheerleaders’
Democrats:
D=Disrespecting American servicemen and POTUS so you don’t have to.
E=Encouraging America’s enemies and boosting their self esteem, because the poor widdle jihaders are being killed wholesale by the meanies in the US military.
M=Moving the goalposts when American forces succeed.
O=Oil? We prefer a war for hummus.
C=Constant whining is a way of life.
R=Republicans are the real enemy.
A=Almost always wrong 99.9% of the time.
T=Taxes? You don’t pay enough stinking taxes.
S=Surge will never work, the war is lost.
I realize this is a bit late, but I just want to say I know a few homosexuals that would make terrorists wet themselves in terror. Seriously, they are big, tough, and scary as hell.