William F. Buckley would stab his son to death with a ballpoint pen before voting for Obama.
Never got music. “Let’s mechanically produce patterns of differing frequencies while someone recites poetry.” Stupid idea.
Campaign finance reform will eventually make it illegal for anyone other than a beauty pageant contestant to express a political opinion.
Blogging is a lot harder since Bush left the White House and I no longer get faxed my morning talking points.
Have Republicans lost their way and now spend too much time hating black people and not enough hating the poor?
I love debugging, but the better I get at debugging, the better code I write and the less I get to debug. I need someone incompetent to write the code and then I get to debug it and make it work. That would be awesome.
Next big Hollywood project: A darker, grittier Popeye.
It’s incredibly frustrating to be in this party. Who cares about blacks? I wanna hate me some Mexican children.
Oh, you’re not gonna post those gritty Popeye videos are you? I’ve seen them. Old schtuff.
Republicans must return to core principles if they are to win back the White House. Hate the poor and love the rich. Pollute the environment at every turn and being a homo is just queer!
If you like debugging code…might I suggest you work more with Microsoft products, Frank? They will provide you with eternal joy! Just when you think you have “arrived” a fix pack will arrive and you are back in the game!
Except that looking at most people’s code is like staring at Hillary Clinton’s behind and then thinking “Why am I doing this?”
Can we punch the mexican’s like we punch hippies? I’m running out of hippies to punch in my area.
“Can we punch the mexican’s like we punch hippies? I’m running out of hippies to punch in my area.”
Come to Chi-town and you’ll have plenty of BOTH.
Okay, lemme see if I got this straight: He’s a sailor, he eats spinach, smokes a pipe and dukes it out with some fat slob for some skinny broad. I LOVE IT!!!
Lemme just throw this at you: We lose the pipe and the fat slob, the sailor man’s gay and the skinny broad’s really a man. And, and, and, stay with me now – we make the whole thing A MUSICAL! What?! Whaddaya mean, it’s been done?!
Jimmy,
Thanks for the picture which none of us needed! I swear you have a Hillary “behind fixation fetish”…
#4, eww, just ewwww.
FIFY
Don’t hire business hating Democrats! “Affirmative-RE-action”.
Become a QA tester. You get to debug the coder’s nasty code and rub their faces in it.
Jimmy,
Come on out to Phoenix for all your Mexican Punching needs. Also, we have a lot of Hippies in Tempe.
I mean, who else would want that useless Jug-Eared Homo hObama to speak at their commencement.
He might as well say, “Congratulations on your hard work and achievement. Now watch me undo it all with my bullshit policies.” I mean, that’s what he’ll really be saying anyway, just in more florid prose.
“William F. Buckley would stab his son to death with a ballpoint pen before voting for Obama”
That’s just a late term abortion for ya!
Casting suggestions for darker, grittier,Popeye: 1) Sean Penn 2) Robert Downey Jr. 3) Brad Pitt 4) Daniel Craig 5) Jason Stratham>>> Olive Oyl possibilities: 1)Uma Thurman 2) Keira Knightly 3) Sandra Bullock 4) Kate Hudson 5) Jenifer Love Hewitt
I like debugging to there is nothing better than blasting a cock roach or other bugs to little bits with a shot gun.
William F. Buckley would stab his son to death with a ballpoint pen before voting for Obama.
man all I did was dis-own the family members that voted for Obama
Well, ussjc, Hillary Clinton’s behind is a reminder of “how not to do it” – in general. So, Women should take note – or post something there with one of those thumb tack thingys. Or not. (I’m actually out of the country and have almost no time to comment. Thanks DE – haven’t been to NM in 3 years!)
So…Jimmy is “out of the country”…? Has anyone seen Hillary? I knew it! He really is her butt boy! Her b!tch! He’s traveling with her and is handcuffed to the bed to be used by her nightly when she returns to the hotel after a long day of grating on peoples nerves!
“I love debugging, but the better I get at debugging, the better code I write and the less I get to debug. I need someone incompetent to write the code and then I get to debug it and make it work. That would be awesome.”
Work at a company that outsources some of their code writing to India. That’s what you do, fix code written by incompetent programmers. (India does produce some competent programmers along with overwhelming floods of incompetent ones.)
I have some programmers for you to meet. A whole department of dream programmers for you, Frank! They write really, really buggy code, and whine when they’re asked to clean it up. Worse: most of them are union, so you can’t really make them do it. I think you’d enjoy it.
Except that they’re all in NYC. Most likely, they’d spontaneously combust if you turned up – sort of a matter/antimatter reaction thing.
Oh, ussjimmycarter. You just don’t know the half of it! I’m slowly getting Hillary trained. It’s been a long road, though. I’ve got her wearing inner thigh cushions now, posting rear-end warning signs (“look here at your own risk”) and nodding politely when she hears things like: “Your husband is a pervert” and “If Democrats were smart, they’d be Republicans.” Also, things like “George W. Bush makes Barack Obama look like a cheap, Chicago mobster with a 5th-grade education” and “No, your boss IS a cheap Chicago mobster.” And she lets me throw stuff in her face once and a while. Other than that, the hotel accomodations are great… nice beds with those tall metal bar head and foot boards.
> Never got music. “Let’s mechanically produce patterns of differing frequencies while someone recites poetry.” Stupid idea.
“Anything too stupid to be spoken is sung.” — Voltaire
Popeye Rocks!
“I am one, my liege,
Whom the vile blows and buffets of the world
Have so incens’d that I am reckless what
I do to spite the world.”
– William Shakespeare, Macbeth
“I am what I am.”
– Popeye the Sailor Man. (toot! toot!)