Giving the Dog a Bone

A new post has appeared over at America is an Obamanation! from our good friend, Former Vice-President Al Gore, which I would like to share with all of you here as well…

Greetings, my fellow Americans. As you have doubtlessly heard by now, my wife Tipper and I have decided to separate after 40 years of marriage. While understandably sad at this development, I also see it as an opportunity to explore a whole new world that I could not have freely explored before.

For one thing, I decided to get myself a new makeover! The trouble is, I have had it done several times already, but just can’t decide which new look is best for me. So, I have decided to leave it up to you, my loyal subjects.

Please indicate in the comments which of my fabulous new hair-dos best reveals the real me, you know… the one that will have all the ladies just begging to release my second chakra!

Hugs and kisses,
Al

The classic:

The come-hither:

The off-the-leash look:

13 Comments

  1. I’m totally filing a suit against Mr. Right for Loss of Lunch caused by explosive laughter. Now I have to get salsa out of my pants!
    Hmm, I wonder if that line would work any better than the Chakra bit did…

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