They should remake that movie where Mel Gibson can read the minds of women as a horror movie.
I’ve seen the iPad in 3 different comic books so far. Apparently, it’s just the device comic book characters were looking for. I guess the iPad is more convenient for “look at this thing on a computer screen” scenes than a laptop.
Now I have this image stuck in my head of Mel Gibson on Oprah jumping up and down on a couch yelling, “I’ll kill her!”
It’s good the NAACP finally came out against racism. Are they finally going to integrate other races into their leadership?
I don’t see why the NAACP can’t be open to anyone of any race who wants to be a ginormous tool for the Democrats.
So in current racism standards, does the NAACP consider the Tea Party better or worse than a Hallmark card that references black holes?
I guess it’s a civil rights triumph that the NAACP has been able to fade into irrelevancy.
One day, probably still in the distant future, it will be horrific to have any group that segregates itself by race.
Tea Parties have demonstrated they’ll support anyone of any race who supports their views. People who believe otherwise want to be ignorant.
First we find out Mel Gibson is racist and then Al Qaeda; can’t believe in anyone anymore.
He should win the praise of the NCAAP by starring as Tom Robinson alongside in To Kill a Mockingbird: This Time it’s For Real. The film will also star Matt Damon as Atticus Finch, Hugh Grant as Bob Ewell, Hayden Christensen as Jem Finch, and Queen Latifah as Scout Finch.
“Black holes”, talk about wearing your feelings on your sleeve! I can’t believe they haven’t spoke out against the commerical where the big alien robot guy tells the black guy collecting keys at the door that his culture is “primitive but funky”, or something along those lines…
If inclusion of races andf ideas is ignorant, than the entire democrat party is king og ingnorant. Maybe that explains the idiot policys.
An iPad would be easier to draw than a laptop in a comic book, but can a superhero, who is busy saving the day all day long, afford an iPad? Must a govt, bailout for superheros.
National Association Advancing Communist Politics?
Get Mel Gibson and NBP Shabazz in a Mad Max sequel…Mad Max: Blunderdome. Two clowns in, no clowns come out.
Must not do this before fingers wake up.
I guess Hallmark can come up with a “Kill All White People” card now that it’s been confirmed it’s not raaaaacist.
Since all
blacknegroAfrican-Amerikkkans arepoorless fortunateoppressed by Man according to the NAACP,you’d think at least one of them would have collected that $100,000 for the video since that’s what they base their entire case on.
Maybe they plan on suing Hallmark instead, that’s where the big $ is.
Mel Gibson’s problem will finally shed some light on the millions of people suffering from apoplexy. It’ll be the latest cause where you can contribute to scientific research to find a cure. In fact, I’m President of the National Association for the Advancement of Apoplectic Americans (NAAAA!) and I’m accepting donations. NOW, DAMNIT!!! @#$%& #$% *# %$#&!!!!
If you read comics on your iPad, and the comic has someone using an iPad, will a rift in the space-time continuum occur?
Yes, Basil, and a giant Higgs Boson the size of Michelle Obama’s butt will pass right through you.
That’s her power source. Higgs boson butt generators were only used on the Terminator 1.50’s.
They stopped using them on the T2’s because they tend to fry the fashion sense receptors.
No, the universe is safe. It will be more like standing between two mirrors and seeing an infinite number of dorks.
Didja hear that one of her favorite fashion designers went out of business? Despite all the breathless reporting, nobody else wanted to wear the same garbage she’s wearing.
Shiggz Random Joke comment of the day.
I DON’T KNOW I AM UNDECIDED AND I DON’T REALLY CARE THAT MUCH ANYWAY. RIGHT NOW I AM JUST KINDA KILLING TIME WAITING FOR MY CORNDOG TO DING, I USE A TOASTER OVEN INSTEAD OF A MICROWAVE! IT DOES LEAVE THEM A LITTLE MORE CRISPY, BUT I CANT SEEM TO GET THEM TO COOK EVENLY! I DON’T KNOW, MAYBE A LOWER TEMPERATURE AND A FEW MORE MINUTES? I DON’T WANT THE STICK TO BURN OR THE MEAT TO NOT REACH A HIGH ENOUGH TEMPERATURE. DO HOT DOGS INSIDE CORN-DOGS COME PRE-COOKED? OH WELL CORN-DOG IS DONE I GUESS I AM NOT SURE I HAVE A COMMENT ON ALL THIS AFTER ALL!
Shiggz RT
-I would love to see why liberal radio can’t succeed analyzed. Is it because its a medium that you cant just jump to the comments and smash the keyboard about BOOOOSSHHHH!? Is it because you cant quickly highlight or circle some paragraph of a newspaper and then leave it laying around your house for others to see you what a smirt wimmin you is?
Or is it because Conservative radio works more like ESPN where players, coaches, decisions, backgrounds, etc.. are analyzed and discussed. Where liberal radio is just mindless cheer-leading “RAh! Rah! Rah! our side” “Boo! Boo! Boo! their side.” No sorta sane person is going to sit through that especially when their is no pictures of cheerleaders and its actually just Al “felons elected me” Franken anyway.
-I think most people lose their stomach for apocalyptic day-dreaming when they realize it is also “the end of their days” not just “the end days of people I dont like”
-If a politician/media has too blind you with emotion first then it is certainly against your interest.
-I want to know right now what date Obama is going to bring home all the workers from the oil leak!
-Another way I feel for OBama, I am glad no one is paying attention to the way I or my wife dresses.
-After Craig Ferguson mentioned the Mel Gibson recordings I gave them a try. Man that guy is unglued. While someone very smart and with a lot of talent can be an amazing actor, in the absence of intelligence and talent then a person who basically runs on pure emotion can make an ok actor. The rest of us would look around at a big green screen and our brains would not properly let us pretend we are on the surface of mars or under the ocean. Which is one reason so many of the are lefturds because it is all about selfish feelings from good intentions boosting their ego without examining the long term destruction of unintended side effects.
-Most people know a woman who is a slave to her every emotion and thanks to Mel Gibson everyone can now see what men are like when they are a slave to their every emotion.
-I think it was pretty clear she was intending to use those recordings when she making them. I am certain in unrecorded conversations she would be quite different.
-If she left him and did not want any money then in my book she is 100% the victim the more money she takes the more the victim ratio scales downward.
One lasting positive benefit of the Obama administration:
My ‘White Guilt’ is Gone!
“It’s good the NAACP finally came out against racism. Are they finally going to integrate other races into their leadership?”
No. In fact, it is interesting to note that apparently the only “color” that matters in the association that’s supposed to represent all “colored people” is black. Brown, yellow, red, etc. people must be surprised at some point to find out that their color is irrelevant to the association that’s supposed to support their “advancement” as well. I guess Orwell was right, and some people are a little more colored than others.