So Obama will answer the phone at 3am, he just won’t necessarily say or do anything afterwards.
Buttercup laughs at my jokes, but it’s just because I’m looking at her and talking. She appreciates me on the same level people appreciate Dane Cook.
I’ve yet to come up with anything interesting to say about Egypt. I’ll keep working on it.
Buttercup is sure getting chatty. I haven’t seen someone speak so much to little purpose since Olbermann went off the air.
Can you make a Living Will contingent on whether a zombie apocalypse occurs while you’re in a coma?
I hate to break it to you, but the incessant chatting only gets worse. I almost passed out laughing when my 9 yr-old’s little brother finally screamed at her to stop talking the other day.
I’m certain that Buttercup has her conceal and carry permit by now. A nice shinny new .22 ladies model would fit nicely into a diaper and could easily be whipped out in the event of confrontation with an evil-doer!
Does Buttercup like coo and smile when Sarah Palin is on TV and does she cry and have night terrors after seeing Obama? Good girl Buttercup!
“Buttercup is sure getting chatty.”
Tell her to text you instead.
Ouch, Buttercup rates you on the same level as Dane Cook? That’s got to be painful.
*Coma+zombie apocalypse. Sounds like you started watching waking dead. If you can get over the cartoonish adulterous female/racist white guy characters the rest of the story seems pretty good. Why didn’t they complete the ensemble and add an asian with a camera and a black guy in a track suit with a mispronounced catch phrase?
*I would curious to hear what the “Rumsfeld Stranger” has to say about Egypt.
*IS Egypt by B.F.E.?
*I do worry this is Obamas shah and Iranian revolution moment and our future-selves will curse us for it. But then the time to save Egypt was over the last few years. Shots intended after the buzzer of revolution dont count.
*I think our state department is way to dependent on the Augusto Pinochet model. Especially since they keep passing on Pinochets and instead finding high living tyrants who behave more like Chavez, Putin, Perlosi, Castro’s etc.
Not to bog down this discussion but I just wanted to say that I think the comments from QOTD over the weekend is a great example of how the left is going to try and anger and divide conservatives to get Obama reelected.
When that time comes we need to put on our game faces on and not take the bait.
2012-I dont know if we will be able to oust Obama in 2012 but at the minimum I really want him to face as a large of a conservative force in the house and senate as possible.
The only thing wrong with Egypt is the lack of civil discourse and too many guns in the hands of conservatives. I bet some conservatives just heard an old Beetles tune and decided that it was calling them to revolution.
Obama answered the phone at 3:00 a.m….he said “Present!”
As a show of unity for the Egyptian democracy movement I think the NFL should dump the Black Eye Peas from the Superbowl halftime and instead have the Bangles do “Walk Like an Egyptian!”
I think a Zombie Apocalypse is a Death Panel, which supersedes a Living Will.
Frank, cut it in the middle and sign a DNR, as in Do Not Resuscitate. That way, you’ll be covered for all contingencies, as Zombies don’t need resuscitation.
Fun fact: This is the first time I ever had to spell resuscitate.
Obviously a teleprompter needs to be installed by the 3am phone.
Any attorney will tell you that a living will should be as detailed as possible and cover as many contingencies as you can imagine. Of course, it should also be prepared while you are “of sound mind” so, maybe, don’t mention your obsession with zombie apocalypses (by the way, are you pro- or con- on the zombie apocalypse?). In short, as any good attorney will tell you: “It depends.” This concludes your free consultation.
O-bah-muhh will take the 3AM phone call, hand it to Bill Clinton, and say that he has a date with Michelle, so he’s got to go.
Princess Buttercup is getting catty? Sounds like the female version of IMAO.
Princess Buttercup is getting chatty? Good thing you didn’t perpetuate any stereotypes about womyn.
Can’t think of anything interesting to say about Egypt? I suspect you’re in D-Nile.
Moo Barack, isn’t that a cow named in honor of the ‘First Black President’?
“Buttercup laughs at my jokes, but it’s just because I’m looking at her and talking. She appreciates me on the same level people appreciate Dane Cook.”
No one appreciates Dane Cook…
My sister (in North Dakota) sent me this:
The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail.
A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor’s dog, then bites the
Governor.
1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie “Bambi”
and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is
natural.
2. He calls animal control . Animal Control captures the coyote and
bills the State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.
3. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the
State $200 testing it for diseases.
4. The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for
diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.
5. The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game
conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of dangerous
animals.
6. The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a “coyote
awareness program” for residents of the area.
7. The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat
rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.
8. The Governor’s security agent is fired for not stopping the attack..
The State spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional
special training re: the nature of coyotes.
9. PETA protests the coyote’s relocation and files a $5 million suit
against the State.
North Dakota :
The Governor of North Dakota is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A
Coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.
1. The Governor shoots the coyote with his State-issued pistol and keeps
jogging. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge.
2. The Buzzards eat the dead coyote.
And that, my friends, is why California is broke and North Dakota is not.
Here ya go FormerHostage, if Mubarak starts walking now he can be to the border in a couple of days… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lc5jjHhD9BY
I bet Buttercup makes more sense than Olbermann ever did.
Good one 4!