Worst Execution Ever of Most Brilliant Idea Ever

They’re called “Founders Playing Cards“.

My first thought was a rush of excitement at the thought of my favorite Constitutional pioneers gracing the face cards.

Washington looks great:

But here’s the list of all the faces on the cards:

George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Abraham Lincoln, Franklin Delano Roosevelt, Pocahontas, Susan B. Anthony, Harriet Tubman, Rosie the Riveter, John Adams, Benjamin Franklin, Frederick Douglass, Theodore Roosevelt

Someone’s unclear on the meaning of the word “Founders”.

18 Comments

  1. In some respects, I sympathize, because there really weren’t any women involved in the political founding of the nation – too busy raising the next generation of patriots and keeping house for the current generation. Not sexist, just a historical fact.

    So, it’s hard to find a good Queen for the cards, let alone four of them.

    But I’d suggest, as starters, the allegorical female figures of Liberty and Justice.

    Maybe throw in Wisdom and Victory, too.

  2. @6 – No. Famous names, but minor players in The Founding.

    There really weren’t any Founding Mothers. Just supportive wives & mothers. The men did all the heavy lifting, politically.

    Kinda had to, since women couldn’t vote.

  3. The Department of Design??? wtf?

    The Department of Design &
    Semiotic Research is devoted
    to the cultivation of efficient
    communication through
    analysis & understanding
    of the systemic, cyclical
    and mercurial movement of
    information through complex
    systems and the emergent
    forces of function & form.

    yeah….ok

  4. Well sure, politically they didn’t do much (like you said, couldn’t vote) but Abigail was involved in gunpowder supply and Molly helped fight at the Battle of Monmouth, or so the story goes.

    Could Cornwallis be the joker in this deck of cards?

  5. I agree with Carolyn the Mommy @5 and @6 (but a little more on 5). Betsy Ross and Abigail Adams were right in front of my mind. Abigail seems to have been quite a wit and did push on her hubby in many political arguments. Betsy Ross, yes, by all means. Molly Pitcher sounds like a good one. Quick and probably shoddy research yields one Nancy Hart as a good candidate ( http://score.rims.k12.ca.us/score_lessons/women_american_revolution/hart.html ) Sounds like the kind of woman IMAO readers could look up to.

  6. Founders?
    Lincoln,eh, maybe if you really stretch the definition.
    Roosevelt? How about we include Hitler, Marx and Mao while we’re at it?
    I am more sympathetic to Truman but he STILL doesn’t make the cut.

  7. Let’s just face the fact that trying to come up with a Founding Mother is like trying to come up with a “Great Black Hockey Player” or a “Great White Basketball Player (Post-Larry Bird era)”.

    You can come up with someone who’s “diversity-qualified”, but no one who’s qualified by merit.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.