President late for ACA speech. Probably trying to download it.

— Pat Sajak (@patsajak) November 14, 2013

The Immaculate Deception: A lie was heard by the public, but no one was actually responsible for it.

— SquatchPride69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) November 14, 2013

He's like a 5 year old playing a board game. When he starts losing, he just makes up new rules. "I rolled a two. That means two turns!"

— Caleb Howe (@CalebHowe) November 14, 2013

Imagine what the story would be if an out of touch President Romney said he was shocked to discover how tough it is to buy insurance.

— Andy Levy (@andylevy) November 14, 2013

Obama reassures us this was "the path that was least disruptive." Apparently the other path included Godzilla.

— jimgeraghty (@jimgeraghty) November 14, 2013

You all have to admit that the president has kept his pledge to not be perfect.

— HealthCare.Gov (@HealthDotGov) November 14, 2013

jokes on you, tough guy with muscles, I needed more sand for my sand castle & now I have that, plus the sand where my girlfriend was sitting

— DaveDittell69 (@davedittell) November 14, 2013

It seems like God woke up this morning and thought, "okay conservatives, you've suffered enough. This day's on me."

— jon gabriel (@exjon) November 14, 2013

Prevent kids from making up cruel rhymes about your child's name by calling him Orange.

— Shari VanderWerf (@shariv67) November 15, 2013