Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
When the new Star Wars movie hits theaters, we’ll be disappointed to discover…
Archive of entries posted on November 2015
Disney’s Next Project?
This Is Why People Are Betting on Trump
The ratings are in, and Donald Trump’s Saturday Night Live episode outdrew Hillary Clinton’s by 47%
Suggested headline: “One Trick Pony Outruns Old Gray Mare”.
Or You Can Just Double Down
Link of the Day: I’m a Big Fan of Mr. T, But I Didn’t Know Any of These
[High Praise! to HuffPo]
You’ll Pity The Fools Who Don’t Know These 5 Things About Mr. T
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The Terrorist Threat No One Talks About
A California school district banned the drawing of all religious figures after a parent complained about a class assignment in which students were directed to draw the Prophet Mohammad.
Yeah, better ban them all. The radical Amish might carve a wooden bomb.
Promoted Comment: Radical vs. Moderate Muslim
[High Praise! to MPH]
The difference between a radical muslim and a moderate muslim is the radical muslim wants to kill you for not being muslim, the moderate muslim wants the radical muslim to kill you for not being muslim.
Straight Line of the Day: Instead of Thoroughly Vetting Every Syrian Refugee Who Enters the Country, President Obama…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Instead of thoroughly vetting every Syrian refugee who enters the country, President Obama…
Happy Doctor Who Day
Geek alert.
It’s Doctor Who‘s birthday. The TV show. You know how all you comic book fans with your Batman and your Deadpool and your Richie Rich…
Well, Doctor Who fans are just as bad. This is the anniversary of the first episode of the show, which aired November 23, 1963 in the UK. And most Doctor Who fans, particularly those in the US, didn’t watch it. But we don’t care. We’re fans. So, we want to wish The Doctor and Doctor Who a happy birthday.
[BBC]
A happy day. And it seems like only yesterday that we were mourning the loss of Clara.
SOMEbody Likes Him
A new poll shows that 60% of Americans oppose President Obama’s inept handling of the ISIS situation.
I’m sure he takes comfort in the fact that his disapproval isn’t nearly as high with ISIS.
Definitely the Most Pathetic Thing You’ll Every See
Seaworld announced that it will end its theatrical killer whale shows, due to pressure from mounting criticism from animal rights groups.
The tragic inevitable result: a plague of offramp squeegee whales.
Link of the Day: How to Not Let Your Superpowers Go to Waste
[High Praise! to Dinosaur Comics]
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Oh Yes, This Is How Government Will Run Your Healthcare, Too
After a decade of trying to digitize US immigration forms, so far only one is currently available online.
Great. Even their documents are trying to stay undocumented.
This Is What I Call Flawless Liberal Thinking
Can You Believe Obama Said This About Islam? Repeatedly?
[Montage: Obama Praises Islam] (Viewer #66,469)
This is especially painful to listen to after Paris.