Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Bernie Sanders hopes to win the presidency with his new slogan…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Bernie Sanders hopes to win the presidency with his new slogan…
Bernie Sanders hopes to win the presidency with his new slogan…
Not Clinton, Not Trump
…”Bern the Witch!”
…”Happy Days are Ne’er Again”…
…”Math is Hard – Demagoguery is Easy”…
…”Pots, Chickens – Who Can Understand Such Things”…
…”Nap Time for America”…
…she’s in jail and he’s nuts.
…free sh!t!!!
…vote for the commie not the mommie
Bernie Sanders hopes to win the presidency with his new slogan…
Socialism…the 176th time is a charm!
{Someone gave this a down-twinkles?
I smell a rat. A big, fat, Commie rat.}
Bernie Sanders hopes to win the presidency with his new slogan…
My administration will ripoff the other guy, and pass the savings onto you!
. . . “Never Been Indicted!”
. . . “Nicer than my brother Deion!”
…”You’d do it for Randolph Scott!”
“RANDOLPH SCOTT!!!”
Berninating the Countryside
Some pot in every chicken
SQUIRREL!
Intelligence is overrated!
“Venezuela or Bust !!!”
Or both.
Porn, senility, a bad haircut and other peoples money, what more do you want?
“I’m down with O.P.P., Yeah, you know me.”
…It will be an education you will never forget.
“America is sick and tired of hearing about your damn IMAOs!”
Not a Clinton…. Close, but not cigar.
Not a Clinton…. Close, but no cigar.
Well the Ukraine girls really knock me out
They leave the West behind
And Moscow girls make me sing and shout
That Georgia’s always on my mind
Ladies and Gentlemen
Take my advice
Pull down your pants
And slide on the ice.
When in danger,
Or in doubt,
Run in circles,
Scream and shout.
Bernie Sanders hopes to win the presidency with his new slogan…
…Larry David seal of approval.
…Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. (whoops, that’s for 2020)
…Hillary? Trump? I can’t go for that. Noooooo. No can do. (you sang it. you know you did)
Bernie Sanders – for those who want to pay everybody’s college tuition except their own.
“There are old Socialists and there are bold Socialists, but…
what were we talking about again??
Communism; this time it’ll work, I promise!
Socialismo o muerte
Valga la redundancia
What we have here is failure…to Commiecate.
A chicken in every pot and a Wachowski in every bathroom.
Putting your future dystopia before the apocalypse.
For those who can’t make up their own minds, we got your buck.
Gunga Galunga. So you got that going for you.
Bernie Sanders hopes to win the presidency with his new slogan…
Vote For Bernie, He’s Never Had A Job Either!!11!!
Running the country like my wife ran Burlington
Bernie Sanders hopes to win the presidency with his new slogan…
“But wait – there’s more!!!”
Bernie 2020 – I may have curly leg hair and weird s3x fantasies but at least I am not a pedophile