Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The liberal utopia of New York City will now start issuing fines for…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The liberal utopia of New York City will now start issuing fines for…
…overtime parking in safe spaces.
…not looking fine…
…insufficient diversity…
…disrespect for the Supreme Leader(Mayor De Blasio)…
…salt, pepper and batteries.
including electric cars?
…pan-handling, can handling, fan handling or man-handling…
…failure to “start spreadin’ the news”…
…spreading malicious rumors that “the Battery’s down”…
… thought crime.
The liberal utopia of New York City will now start issuing fines for…
whatever we want to fine comrade,
just not liking what we think you’re thinking.
violating NYC non acceptance of fines policy.
The liberal utopia of New York City will now start issuing fines for…
excessive cup size.
fat aggression
biting the maggots.
…too much sugar in the cookies.
..lack of diversity in your self-identification.
The liberal utopia of New York City will now start issuing fines for…
when you are sitting at the breakfast table.
when you are young and able.
when you are trying to go home.
when you are there all alone.
Everybody must get fined.
…Everything!!! they don’t want anyone to feel left out.
The liberal utopia of New York City will now start issuing fines for…
…all businesses across the board not paying $15 an hour.
…pumping your own gas while in NJ.
…whatever rules they say you violate.
…kids bringing their own lunches to school.
…not taking publik transportation
…preferring Florida oranges to New York apples.
…carrying salt in your pocketses.
…possessing 2-liter bottles of soda pop in public.
…hands in your pockets.
…having money. The fine will be assessed on a sliding scale based on the magnitude of your offense.
Unless you can show you already contributed to the Democrat party.
Emitting CO2, including in your breath.
…breathing. Too many toxins in the New York City air. It’s worse than eating a packet of salt washed down with a 20 oz soda.
Decent behavior. To many normal people upsetting the ‘Safe spot’ crowd by their continued attempts to exist.