“What’s a fella gotta do to get fact-checked around here?” is my plaintive cry.
The answer is, “get a little help”.
Copy the text of an IMAO Newsish Fakery post, claim that this was forwarded to you by a friend and you wanted to find out if it was real, then send it to Snopes using their contact form.
The more time they spend fact-checking satire, the less resources they have to spend rating mainstream media Trump-bashing junk news as “true”.
[UPDATE 7-12-19 3:18PM]
By all means, also feel free to send Newsish Fakery to any other fact-checking organization on the internet, as well.

A cunning plan M’lord.
Breaking News: Ocasio-Cortez has been hospitalized. Reports say that she had a stroke of genius and passed out.
Nobody is ever going to believe that anything “genius” has been within six astronomical units of Occasio-Cortez.
I wouldn’t touch her with walruskkkch’s astronomical unit.
Well it might be effectively large enough.
No..I sent it to MEDIA BIAS/FACT CHECK
The Most Comprehensive Media Bias Resource. CONFIRMED!
OO! This calls for an update!…
(bacon to you!)