Humble Servant

Let’s meet some more IMAO readers. Today, it’s Humble Servant.

What’s the story behind your name? I humbly serve humanity by explaining the truth behind liberalism. Also, as I abuse liberals on other websites, I always sign my posts “As Always, Your Humble Servant,” and this drives the hippies nuts.
Where do you live? Parts unknown.
How old are you? 43
Tell us briefly about yourself. I enjoy candle lit dinners, and walks on the beach…oh, sorry, wrong website. I am part of the vast right-wing conspiracy. My BFF, Jose Cuervo, is my main inspiration in abusing liberals, and my uncontrollable urge to punch hippies.
Do you think economic and political ideas should be tested on monkeys before they’re used on humans? That would be cruel to animals. I think we should test them on liberals first, and then move to higher forms of primates like monkeys and baboons.
How long have you been reading IMAO? About 1 year.
What’s your favorite IMAO post? Fred Thompson facts, and Nancy-boy Edwards Fabulous facts.
What’s you favorite political issue? My hot-button is liberal aristocracy…that they think they are smart enough to tell everyone else how to live, yet they do not want to live that way. Nancy-boy Edwards wants to talk about two Americas, yet he lives in a 20,000 square foot home in NC.
Do you have a website? If so, please tell us briefly about it. My site is titled: Liberal Hypocrisy–but, then again, I repeat myself. I like to point out the blatant hypocrisy of liberalism. I have an ever growing page devoted to “You Just Might Be a Liberal Hypocrite.”
What do you do with a drunken sailor? Give him 3 Purple Hearts and let him run for president in 2004.
[My answer is: Make him post daily on my site. -Ed.]

If you commented in the original post that you want to be included, you’re still in the running. Eventually I’ll have another post asking for who wants to participate, so keep reading. Thanks to everyone who has participated so far!