John Edwards loves his teddy bears, which is why – if you ask him “Ginger or Mary Ann?” – he’ll answer “Skipper”.
Bonus Fact from Silicon Valley Jim:
The first argument in John and Elizabeth Edwards’s marriage occurred when Elizabeth used John’s rouge before he was done with it. He’d already done his cheeks, but hadn’t done his nipples yet.
Did the Chubby Skipper ever get around to cold-cocking the skinny twerp in Gilligan’s Island?
josh marshall talks to john edwards:
http://www.veracifier.com/episode/TPM_20070911
I watched and read it. I puked.
Lil’ Johnny didn’t like ALL his teddy bears-Teddy Ruxpin stomped a mudhole in him when Silky tried to put more than ‘C’ batteries into Teddy’s backside.
Casper, you made beer come out of my nose.
Good one.
Yeah good one Caspar.
And wsms knows a thing or two about “C battery” placement.
Bad, bad, BAD mental image!!!!!!!!!!!
Now I’m going to have to wash my brain out with Lysol again.